JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

I am a boy who is also your mom. Joined April 2017

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

instagram home feed these days is just sponsored posts + followed too many people. I get on and like 5 posts then go look at stained glass projects on the explore tab

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Design building has big windows. They are not big to nourish plants or provide the designers with dappled kisses of inspiration. They are big so men can stand at them, vacant like their eyes, and stare down at their unrelated progeny.

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

My partner is so fucking cute y’all. They discovered pearl onions and they are referring to them as miniature onions which is just so precious

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

I would like a day of peace (one where I do not hear about Taylor swift)

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

WHY DARK ALREADY WHY.

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

I didn’t know axe was allowed in college

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

You know how smells can smell like other smells at first sniff sometimes? Thought there was a shit on the bus but some guy is just caked in axe body spray.

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

I think it’s dangerous for my brain to know that I can pop a skin milia very close to my eye and it may be uncomfy for two days but it will go away

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

The new girl at pasta place way under-scooped my pasta and I had prepared for the amount gay man usually gives me :(

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

If you take a red eye flight on a full moon and put your crystals in your carry-on, would it supercharge them? Would you have to hold them up to the window???

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

My dad is on aux in this rental car and he’s playing u2???

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

Self care can be anything. Personally, I enjoy listening to rain sounds when it’s a cloudless 70 degree day

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JohnnyBot @_JohnnyBot_

3 years ago

Hey guys I just ate a chocolate chip bagel and it was good but even better was the knowledge that people don’t go for them so I can rely on there being more every time (community bagels situation)