kendra @_KendraChaney

are you deranged like me? 🌈 m.imdb.com/name/nm9873910… Joined October 2013

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kendra @_KendraChaney

a week ago

i beg y’all not to try me blc *i* don’t even know what i’m capable of. i reach new levels of rage every time i’m disrespected… i be looking back after the blackout like “damn, i rlly took it that far?” 😭

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kendra @_KendraChaney

2 months ago

sometimes, i just fck my girlfriend to sleep so i can write without any interruptions. she gets a great nap in, i knock out a joint and a few script pages, then i wake her up with a snack for us to enjoy over an episode of trashy reality TV. there are no losers on my team.

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kendra @_KendraChaney

3 months ago

how do i explain the joy of discovering that your ex is dating a less hot version of you to someone who isn’t a scorpio?

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kendra @_KendraChaney

3 months ago

my niece’s recent obsession is lilo and stitch… so every time we get off the phone now, she says, “we’re ohana. that means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” 🥹🥹🥹

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kendra @_KendraChaney

3 months ago

as an adult, i am no longer staying to “get my money’s worth.” idc if i spent $500 on them disney tickets, baby. when we’re ready to go, we’re leaving. 💀 t’f i look like making myself miserable when i paid for this???

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kendra @_KendraChaney

4 months ago

i saw my ex on a dating app once and she had her strap size in her bio. that was all the closure i needed. 💀

megs 🪖 @megzlodon

4 months ago

i saw my ex on a dating app once and she had her strap size in her bio. that was all the closure i needed. 💀

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kendra @_KendraChaney

4 months ago

as a halloween baby, i’ve never cared about being fat in the summer — october 1st is my deadline to be snatched. summer is just the pre-season training for my upcoming slutty costume parade.

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kendra @_KendraChaney

4 months ago

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4 months ago

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kendra @_KendraChaney

4 months ago

i promised my gf i wouldn’t go overboard for their birthday and, of course, i did. tale as old as time. 😭

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kendra @_KendraChaney

4 months ago

that’s why i never stay blocked/unfollowed/unfriended for long, but that’s tea for another day. 🤭

KLASIK♠️ @Klasik007

4 months ago

that’s why i never stay blocked/unfollowed/unfriended for long, but that’s tea for another day. 🤭

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kendra @_KendraChaney

5 months ago

being a film production major was all fun and games until i got to my upper divisions. i just did the math and in the summer semester alone (which is ONE MONTH, mind you), i will be in the media building for 100 hours. one. hundred. hours. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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TheRealJT💛 @Jaee_TheGREAT

5 months ago

Do yall notice when yall stop talking to certain people you never ever see them again in real life? Like not the market, the mall, or outside like you just never see them anymore..

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kendra @_KendraChaney

6 months ago

every day, i witness at least three interactions that make me feel sorry for women who are attracted to men.

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kendra @_KendraChaney

6 months ago

why do rich people get bored and become supervillains? drop a stack of $100s in a creepy chest at the local thrift. hide precious gems in the cemetery. knock on the door of an ugly house and ask if they wanna play extreme home makeover. these bitches have no je ne sais quoi.

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kendra @_KendraChaney

7 months ago

i love crockpot meals blc morning kendra does all the cooking and evening kendra just drinks wine and takes credit for it.

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kendra @_KendraChaney

8 months ago

my gf: “hey, baby. whatcha up to?” me, in the midst of re-organizing her pantry after deep-cleaning her entire house and scrubbing the floor by hand: “just tidying up a bit! wbu?”

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kendra @_KendraChaney

9 months ago

hate it when the drive-thru intercom is on full volume 😒 just screaming how big my back is to everybody in the parking lot. this ain’t their business!!!

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kendra @_KendraChaney

9 months ago

having a pet is insane. my python has been with me since my first apartment in L.A., through a toxic relationship, another move, several mental breakdowns, another relationship, on and on…. and he has no clue what’s even happening from one day to the next. 💀