Cermit @_KermitTheDog
Frogs are overrated. Its Lit! coloursla.com Land Shark Island Joined November 2015-
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When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not "No, I just lie there."
u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold
things that get me in like the first 30 seconds: attractive voices jaws doing the thing A1 dressing sense smelling good
passed a dog wearing a vest that said "careful! i'm still learning how to be around people" and experienced a borderline-spiritual "same"
"Excuse me, doctor - my wife was rushed in with violent spasms in her buttocks. Where is she?" Doctor: "ICU baby, shaking that ass"
People say "go big or go home" as if going home is a bad thing. Like hell yeah I'll go home... I can nap when I get there.
STOP TELLING ME YOUR NEWBORN'S WEIGHT AND LENGTH I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT INFORMATION.
parents: you spend too much time on the computer, it's like you're addicted me: fine can i go out parents: no
DATE TIP: Hold doors. Pull the chair out for your date. Burp your date. Change your date oh god you are on a date with a baby ok stay cool
When someone disses your music taste but you see them tweeting about how much they love your fav artist months later
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
my hobbies: - switching between the same three apps for hours - imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist
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