Kal 🦈 @_Khalum
At age 6 I was born without a face. Fuck Jamie Oliver. Joined November 2015-
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this image sums up the UK so fucking well oh my god
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Me on my way to work, masculinely:
Me on my way to work, masculinely: https://t.co/x7pKNsmmi5
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NOT THIS TIME
NOT THIS TIME https://t.co/KsU6cFWsbR
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I just wanted a curry,, I just wanted to make a curry. why did they send me a chocolate cake 🙃
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I felt that slap from here 😂
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絵画魔法教えてもらったからそこら辺で試し撃ちしようとしたらやばい現象に遭遇したんだけどwwwwwww
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Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like let me talk to 3 happy employees please
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ngl I don't think there's any animal on earth that a cat won't slap the shit out of
ngl I don't think there's any animal on earth that a cat won't slap the shit out of
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Starmer being easily and excellently dismantled by a funny young lady, his face when trying to be pleasant and righteous is so awkward.👏👏👏
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FOUND IT
FOUND IT https://t.co/PZaXOnxSbu
Omega Savage finally cleared w/ Thunder LBG #MHWilds
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