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Reality is Irrelevant, Perception is Everything favstar.fm/users/_Knothea… TheEdge«»Dirty Myrtle, SC Joined November 2011-
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Allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable. (Gets under bed covers, falls asleep)
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My girlfriend's gonna be pissed when she finds out I'm really a prostitute and she's been running up a tab this whole time.
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I love when people that have been through hell walk out of the flames carrying buckets of water for those still consumed by the fire.
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Think twice about burning bridges. You never know when life will demand you once again cross them.
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The right of the people to be secure in their persons houses papers & effects against unreasonable searches & seizures shall not be violated
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Nothing says I love you like the "show me your titties" text.
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*quietly opens a bag of dicks*
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Hmm... in a selfless act my life was spared after a Craigslist transaction.
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If you don't like R&B, don't even talk to me cuz I know your sex is trash.
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I'm not sure if I've ever had a 'soulgasm', but I'm pretty sure it requires having a soul, so I'm not optimistic.
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Here is a visual representation of the word "sorry".
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