Kristan @_Kristan__

The embodiment of sarcasm Anchorage, AK Joined June 2012

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🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub

4 years ago

Me when somebody start crying around me

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Queso @djbitchtits

4 years ago

I am on the verge of getting a treat from the gas station

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чай @fatpussyhex

4 years ago

i don’t chase i attract what belongs to me will simply find me

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rachel @rachelrohwer

5 years ago

And just like that it’s been 6 months!

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Mecca Allahzilla @TheEpicDept

5 years ago

American truck culture is completely insane

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carter hambley @carterhambley

5 years ago

when twins arent identical im like ok then what was the point of all that

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SickOfYourShit ☭ @GodlessCommie

5 years ago

The importance of knowing your rights (and having a camera)

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Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins

5 years ago

“So if you defund police who you gone call when you’re in danger?” There are a lot of resources that explains what defunding the police means but I know some of you will “hear it better” if it came out of the mouth of someone who looks like you. So listen to John Oliver

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Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters

5 years ago

HOLY SHIT DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED IN BOSTON? #BlueLivesMatter

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Kristan @_Kristan__

5 years ago

Funny that cops didn’t bring the same type of energy when weird old white men would protest abortion outside of schools with those graphic photos of dead babies. But peaceful protesting was “their constitutional right” so they “couldn’t do anything about it”.

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Jerrica @jerricasays_

5 years ago

They arrested thousands of people to avoid arresting four. Let that sink in.

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Caesar™♚ . @Iamkeezus

5 years ago

They blocked it on Facebook. I wanna see if they take it down on here too.

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Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan

5 years ago

The Minneapolis State Police just straight up ARRESTED CNN's Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez on live TV. He was literally complying. On camera. The white reporter was not arrested. He reported throughout the entire thing. This is fucking insane. IN. SANE.