Ella Sharpei @_LASharp

Mom, minister, doula. My love languages are sarcasm, Bavarian cream donuts, and Oxford commas. Houston, TX Joined October 2009

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Ella Sharpei @_LASharp

2 years ago

This app summed up in one tweet

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Ella Sharpei @_LASharp

2 years ago

Need to make my kids lunch but the cat just laid down on my lap so I guess they’re on their own

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On the Chickfila sign it was advertising family night with what I read as “Texas shakes” but then I realized it actually said Texas snakes and I cannot adequately describe how quickly my level of interest plummeted

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Ella Sharpei @_LASharp

2 years ago

This is why I believe the human race will ultimately survive. Because we may burn the world down but then we also do things like this

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Ella Sharpei @_LASharp

2 years ago

It’s only Tuesday, what on earth

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Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert

2 years ago

I hope you have a safe and healthy church to connect with today. If you don’t, or if you’re just not ready to try church again, I hope you know Jesus’ love for you and closeness to you is not based on church attendance. Jesus is with you wherever you are and loves you so much.

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anna ??? :00 🇵🇸✨🌸✨🇵🇸 @frogsforgirls

2 years ago

(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

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Ella Sharpei @_LASharp

2 years ago

This article was extremely poignant and heartbreaking, but hopeful.

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The New Evangelicals @newvangelicals

2 years ago

Christians should be most critical of their own, not most critical about people who want nothing to do with them.

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Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert

3 years ago

Loving God and loving others are inseparable commands. This means you can’t love God if you don’t love others. Or maybe I should say you don't love God if you don’t love others. If that sounds harsh, it’s nothing compared to what John writes in Scripture…

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Usha Lee McFarling @ushamcfarling

3 years ago

A team of data analysts has found the presence of Black primary care docs in a county, even a single one, means Black residents in that county live longer. Even veteran researchers call the finding stunning statnews.com/2023/04/14/bla…

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Ella Sharpei @_LASharp

3 years ago

Asked my 7 year old a question and he said “I don’t know mom, my mind is full of sand” and when I tell you I felt that in my soul

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Ella Sharpei @_LASharp

3 years ago

I was able to locate all 14 of our overdue library books in the house in less than 10 minutes, which just goes to show that miracles do still happen.

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Dan White Jr. @danwhitejr

3 years ago

Jesus never rebuked the poor for not working hard enough but He did rebuke the rich for not being generous enough.

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Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome

3 years ago

When the police break the laws, the proposed solution is always to give them more money & training. Why isn’t that logic applied to so-called “high crime areas”? Why don’t they get more money & education as a solution??

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Dr. Kevin M. Young @kevinmyoung

3 years ago

The GREAT ABANDONMENT of the Church is caused more by its response to: 1. Donald Trump 2. George Floyd, BLM, and CRT 3. COVID than it is 1. Deconstruction 2. Rejection of Jesus 3. The chance to sleep in They had to leave the Church to keep their faith.