loluwa.eth @_LOLU

“You know I’m bad... Just last week, I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick. I’m so mean, I make medicine sick” Giddy, Greenland Joined July 2010

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loluwa.eth @_LOLU

7 months ago

Apparently na ETH with full hair and less wins 😭😭😭

loluwa.eth @_LOLU

10 months ago

Apparently na ETH with full hair and less wins 😭😭😭

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Manchester United @ManUtd

a week ago

NGMI

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loluwa.eth @_LOLU

a week ago

I actually need to watch this match

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a week ago

Amorim you will crumble 😭🤣

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a week ago

Lmaooooo I didn’t even know they were playing… wngmi this season honestly 🤣🤣

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3 weeks ago

Lmaoo this account has to be a joke

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3 weeks ago

Seen two games at old Trafford. We lost both. Maybe na me be bad luck

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3 weeks ago

We’re ready for Arsenal #GGMU

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4 weeks ago

And then there are passengers that believe the plane will crash once they spot a phone that is turned on

loluwa.eth @_LOLU

4 weeks ago

And then there are passengers that believe the plane will crash once they spot a phone that is turned on

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loluwa.eth @_LOLU

4 weeks ago

Tbh.. I still don’t get why Nigerian airlines need you to totally turn off your phone. Not even flight mode.

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loluwa.eth @_LOLU

4 weeks ago

If we actually sign Donnaruma, it will be my best transfer. Cos Onana ti su mi

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AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno

4 weeks ago

Insha allah we will be there https://t.co/oyLfaf8CRF

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loluwa.eth @_LOLU

4 weeks ago

Cristiano really pressed your necks with the swimming pool comment 🤣

Manchester United @ManUtd

4 weeks ago

Cristiano really pressed your necks with the swimming pool comment 🤣

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ManU always making these weird transfer decisions. Chelsea went for Hazard, you went for Kagawa City went for Haaland, you went for Hojlund Arsenal went for Gyokeres, you’re going for Sesko. Always going for the slightly inferior version that never works out. I’m tired man

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loluwa.eth @_LOLU

a month ago

Still considering watching this ManU - Arsenal on GW1. But cannot go and pay >£300 to watch my team get demolished on day 1

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loluwa.eth @_LOLU

a month ago

Tribalism isn’t new in Nigeria, it’s been here for decades. But lately, it feels like it’s louder, bolder, and more divisive than ever. The recent political climate hasn’t just exposed it, it has amplified it. You can’t even have a conversation without it creeping in. I’m tired.