Lily Elise @_LilyElise
California, USA Joined May 2016-
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Q: What is blue and smells like red paint? - A: Blue paint.
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You’ll never believe who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor! Everybody!
Why are frogs such happy animals? - Because they always eat whatever bugs them.
I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
What’s green, fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.
Arguing with men is fun, even if they win... they still lose.
They say money doesn't bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.
Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling!
A cute prayer 4 U - May God break d front teeth of those ppl who secretly plot evil against u.. So dat u knw ur enemies by their smiles!
The Bank sends Santa a email written... 'Your payments are outstanding Sir....". Santa replies - Thanks for the compliment Yaar.
Height of Positive thinking: A Man Marrying his own secretary, Thinking that she will follow his order as Before...
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