Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

We're a band. https://t.co/r1CR89sViH maudlin.me Minneapolis/ St. Paul Joined June 2009

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

4 years ago

"OK, so it's carrier pigeons that are still alive and ............ passenger pigeons that are still dead." #shitpriscillasays

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

4 years ago

"Sometimes my brain does brain stuff, ok! Just because you have a brain and I have a brain doesn't mean your brain doesn't do brain stuff too!" #shitpriscillasays

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Luce Line Brewing @LuceLineBrewing

4 years ago

Oktoberfest Artist Spotlight: Maudlin @_MAUDLIN_ writes songs about the human experience and things that go “bump” in the night. This power trio will hook you with one listen. Their live show is guaranteed to be a blast. Tickets are available at lucelinebrewing.com/oktoberfest/

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Summerfest @Summerfest

4 years ago

Summerfest will require a COVID-19 vaccination or negative COVID-19 test result within 72 hours to attend the fest, including Wednesday @amfam Amphitheater shows. Kids under 12 will be required to wear a mask. Get all the details and see our FAQ at Summerfest.com

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

4 years ago

"I would rather look like a hedgehog impersonating Jack Nicholson than actual Jack Nicholson" #ShitPriscillaSays

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

4 years ago

That month when your garage door opener or tuner doesn't work because you gave your last working battery to @faithboblett for her snark in an emergency

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Resting Fun Face @PriscillaP

4 years ago

Just a millennial parent trying to re-raise my inner child & actual children out of past PTSDs, run a business while maintaining an anti-capitalist mindset, convince other parents I'm not a fuck up, have a music career while old, and just wash this asshole spoon without incident.

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

4 years ago

"The #USA is just an evil government's experiment to see if they can give 330 million people Stockholm syndrome" - some English guy on TikTok

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

4 years ago

"well, I mean, like, let's not compare Bigfoot to Zoodles." #shitpriscillasays

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

4 years ago

"It's that spotted dick. They called it dick in can. Or, do they call it bread in a can?" #shitpriscilladays

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Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy

4 years ago

May you have the confidence of my child, who asked for a snack five minutes after refusing to eat his meal

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

5 years ago

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Instagram @instagram

5 years ago

“I am not missing out on the symbolism that I am the youngest inaugural poet — and Black and female at that — while the first female, woman of color vice president is being sworn in.” —@TheAmandaGorman✨ #InaugurationDay instagram.com/p/CKRdCPWMVzf/

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

5 years ago

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Dan Rather @DanRather

5 years ago

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Maudlin TheBand @_MAUDLIN_

5 years ago

Have you ever noticed how "male mayo" sounds like "meow meow" when you say it fast?

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

5 years ago

Can we please get people stimulus checks and mortgage relief and rent forgiveness and small business support and free testing and hazard pay and healthcare for the uninsured (& underinsured) in the middle of a pandemic or is that too socialist too?