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Joined August 2025
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3 weeks ago

Honestly, drink-drivers like myself should be regarded like fire-men and soldiers. We are literal heroes. Risking our life day in and day out. Do you know how nerve-wracking it is knowing I could kill someone, or worse, get caught? #hero #job #EssentialWorker

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4 weeks ago

Touching tits is the kinetic version of eating marshmallows. I thought they would be softer and bring me more joy. Nice but probably nicer with my cum on them.

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4 weeks ago

Wonder if I arrange a wife-swap scenario and my friends wife is hotter, do I have to add to the trade like give him a blowjob or wristy? Like a Facebook marketplace swap with cash on top.

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4 weeks ago

Disgusted to hear about Taylor Swift deepfakes. 🥺 Nobody should be looking a white women as if they are attractive or desirable.

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4 weeks ago

I really want to support women’s rights. Except not the garbage ones. Only supporting Asian women’s (below 160cm) rights.

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