sarah k @_M_Wazowski_
“you look like the kinda girl to get a 24 on the ACT” -random kid at pool Joined July 2013-
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a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim instantly
my little sister just said “let me hit your juul and i won’t tell mom” and i’ve never felt so threatened
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am i just high or is this actually the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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Guys really scared to moan? I be in my girls ear like
yeah sex is cool but have you ever been double bounced on a trampoline?
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[invention of fish net stockings] fisherman 1: Help! I got caught in the fish net! fisherman 2: is it just me or is dave looking a little ... hot? fisherman 3: no dave is definitely being hot rn
me when my friends ask me to go out on a weeknight
anybody wanna tell him it’s solar powered or should i
anybody wanna tell him it’s solar powered or should i
sarah k retweeted
Goaltender Jonathan "Jack" Williams named among players to watch for 2019 #NHL draft @AAABlues nhl.com/news/jack-hugh… via @NHL
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It’s spooky szn
how come guys can walk around with their shirts off and it’s fine but the second i do it someone calls the cops
someone just said to me “the declaration of independence isn’t real it’s just in that movie” and i don’t know if i should break the news or not
list of things to do today: -get skinny -learn how to do math -
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*tryin to sneak into the house @ 3 am* the door:
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tomorrow isn’t promise .. make sure u fuck all the bitches u can today
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