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Theres something very icky about grown men having coloured lunchboxes with compartments
Why u creating fake accounts on insta to flirt with me? @Pu55yman_Dan
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boil me alive i’m so serious
boil me alive i’m so serious
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Fred Again makes me giggle. He literally goes ‘aw cute, a poem about you having a mental breakdown. Let me put a beat to it so we can bop along with our existential crises’ x
Wolf whistling is disrespectful and makes people feel uneasy. But when you’re doing it out of a 2003 Nissan micra, you’re really just disrespecting yourself now.
It’s one thing leaving your festival wristband on, but leaving the glasto parking sticker on your windscreen is just another level of silly
Cannot wait to drown myself in aperol and pints in a beer garden on a lukewarm evening under a peachy sunset 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
Only people with no self respect drink Kirkland water.
Dunno why I bother getting another long ass degree when I can just be a receptionist and go straight into consulting lmao. Silly
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Brother, never pick up a pen again
Brother, never pick up a pen again
Do celebrities use celebrity sperm/egg banks bc imagine walking around not knowing that you actually ended up procreating with Naomi Campbell???
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i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader
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The fact Miley posted Times Square NYC, Toronto and … Cardiff is sending me
The fact Miley posted Times Square NYC, Toronto and … Cardiff is sending me
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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Balder than Andrew Tate
Nothing tests your dexterity quite like putting on a Tiffany’s bracelet by yourself lol
That spaceships song by Beyoncé is really doing my head in now
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