mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

MacU | INTP Ontario, Canada Joined November 2011

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

5 years ago

these guys out here controlling 2020, this what they lookin like in the office scheming up new disasters for august if this doesn’t make sense to you, “The Cabin in the Woods” is a great way to kill 2hrs during a rainy long weekend 😋

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

5 years ago

old spice was kinda the pioneer for corporate memes, ya know??? them commercials with that dude on the horse talking nonsense were a fuckn fever dream LMAO and we all loved it

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

6 years ago

me waking up & getting ready to do fuck all every day

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6 years ago

Canadians when it doesn’t hurt to be outside

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

6 years ago

you mean to tell me 117 horses are powering that 21 year old baby daddy’s 2000 honda civic?

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

6 years ago

hate when the boss tries to get me to take lunch at 11am, i’m not about to have the best half hour of my work day be 3 hours into a 10 hour day ya fuckn loon, cheers

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

6 years ago

me when the boys say the don’t wanna drink vs. me when they come home after work begging to get wasted

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

6 years ago

i cannot stress enough how old it makes me feel to love jeopardy as much as i do

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

7 years ago

when i say “work is gonna kill me” just know .

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

7 years ago

funny thing they don’t tell u about going to uni in ontario: there’s geese and they shit literally EVERYWHERE

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

7 years ago

anyone know where brendan fraser went?? guy just collabed with bugs bunny, journeyed to the center of the earth and then ? disappeared???

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

7 years ago

what’s one dumb thing from your childhood you’ll never get over? when i was in daycare this girl would flex on me every day cause she could snap with both hands and i couldn’t well guess what michaela? i still can’t snap with my left but fuck u

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

7 years ago

i blame Shaggy & his 2000 hit “It Wasn’t Me” for females thinking men ain’t shit 🤦🏼‍♂️

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

7 years ago

never ceases to amaze me how quickly a customer can ruin the whole vibe at work

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mateoooj @_MateoJenkins_

7 years ago

idk what kinda beef shania twain had with brad pitt but she called him out by name in a song saying he wasn’t good enough for her, that’s the kinda standards i wanna see in 2019