Matthew Johnson @_Matt__Johnson

living life Peru, IN Joined March 2017

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mauz @mauzaroni

3 years ago

@slvppy MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA

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Grizzy @SoGrizzy

3 years ago

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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brandon @diobrando824

3 years ago

i do a lot of illegal shit but littering is where i draw the line

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In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

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Fitz @goodguyfitz

5 years ago

believe in yourself you dumb cunt

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ham mike @griffraff97

5 years ago

do girls shave their balls or is that just a guy thing

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MrBeast @MrBeast

5 years ago

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

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Ted Nivison @TedNivison

5 years ago

@SwaggerSouls Charmin® Ultra Soft Premium Toilet Paper & Rolls

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Khale @kcoppernoll

5 years ago

Also: Buy a damn gun. Buy a kitchen gun. Buy a living room gun. Buy a bathroom gun. Buy a gun and buy enough ammo to supply a revolution.

Dave @DaveSamW

5 years ago

Also: Buy a damn gun. Buy a kitchen gun. Buy a living room gun. Buy a bathroom gun. Buy a gun and buy enough ammo to supply a revolution.

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dev 🤌 @soupcampp

5 years ago

To the guy who was heading south on broadway by Gabriel’s, thank you for looking at me like that. Gave me a good laugh (it’d be cool if y’all rt so i can find him)

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Matthew Johnson @_Matt__Johnson

5 years ago

It's 1:19 AM and all I want is Fruity Pebbles

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thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties

5 years ago

i promise u that u are not ready to go back to family gatherings. i havent stopped cussing for months. gonna ask for the salt like. "can u pass that fucking shit ass salt"

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🌍 @URlENS

5 years ago

If ur short simply get taller

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Dylan Ali @dylanali_

5 years ago

adulthood is really discovering half ur family is mentally ill

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𝔣𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔥 @blazeddoughnutt

5 years ago

so is anybody down to march an angry mob through peru as a protest to boot (no pun intended, you know the leg brace) ELEXUS BAYLESS out of peru permanently? i just feel like everyone equally hates her enough to scare her out 🥴