Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

Husband to a wonderful woman and father to an incredible young lady. Nephew to two gorgeous uncles, etc... living life with my family... matthew-day.co.uk England, United Kingdom Joined August 2009

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

Who do I speak to at @HMRCgovuk to discuss their mind-numbing hold music?! If you’re going to wait an hour to answer the sodding phone, at least play me something that doesn’t destroy brain cells.

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Don’t worry @Tesco, you just put the chipolatas and the bacon in the packaging. I’ll take care of actually assembling the delicious little feckers. 🙄 #doingthebareminimum #chargingtheearth #tescofailist

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

Dear @love_prezzo had a lovely evening in your Brentwood restaurant. Nice food, excellent service. But… sorry, there’s a but. Who designed your drinks menu? Only two whiskeys and one of those is Jack Daniels’s?! I know we’re in TOWIE land, but, come on. Give it some thought!

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

When it comes to cooking Indian food. I never compromise! I highly recommend these spice blends. Absolutely delicious. mrsbalbirsingh.com/collections/al…

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

Look at that, @Ticketmaster being pricks again. Who knew?

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

The naivety and ignorance on Twitter surrounding our beautiful Queen is incredible. Especially the chirping about imperialism and slavery (from Americans!) Jesus Christ people, read something other then J K Rowling for a change.

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

People queuing at a Mexican fast food restaurant at 05:30, before boarding a plane. I hope they’re not sat anywhere near me! 🤢

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

RIP Your Majesty 😢

The Royal Family @RoyalFamily

3 years ago

RIP Your Majesty 😢

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

Thanks Stanstead. This is the first time I’ve almost flown from you. 👍 @lastminute_com (aka con artists) @easyJet (pissup in a brewery) @Ryanair exploiting bastards.

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

A very special thanks to @easyJet for cancelling our flight 4 hours before departure, leading to a @lastminute_com fiasco w/ @Ryanair flights they confirmed a booking for, only to then cancel the booking without telling us. They even called to wish us a nice holiday! Assclowns

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

Dear @BBCOne I’m two and a half episodes into #marriagebbc. I’d like my license fee back please.

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

And guess which bit isn’t regulated by @ofgem

Emily Carver @CarverEmily

3 years ago

And guess which bit isn’t regulated by @ofgem

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

Why don’t really intelligent people run for public office? The real geniuses. We really need to address the quantity of entitled buffoons in government. @RishiSunak vs @trussliz is not really a choice. Roll on the next general election

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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret

3 years ago

I cannot think of any other government in Europe or any part of the developed world that would allow their equivalent of Windermere to be treated as a cesspit. This whole rotten stinking useless government has got to go

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

What we need is a party able to offer a real future for Britain. Conservatives are appalling at the moment, but I worry the Labour Party just aren’t up to the job either…. It’s a pickle. @Conservatives @UKLabour

Graeme Scarth Lloyd @ScarthLloyd

3 years ago

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Matthew Day @_Mattduk_

3 years ago

I note that most of the south east doesn’t even remotely look like this natural landscape due to ridiculous and corrupt town planning policy, nationally and locally. Well done all governments for developing an ugly urban Britain.