Tim? @_MaybeTim

certified underachiever. never learned impulse control or stranger danger. Joined October 2013

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

9 months ago

Massive amounts of waste and areas for improvement in the maritime industry but rust on metal ships in salt water is not the gotcha moment the el*n dickriders think it is.

WarshipCam @WarshipCam

10 months ago

Massive amounts of waste and areas for improvement in the maritime industry but rust on metal ships in salt water is not the gotcha moment the el*n dickriders think it is.

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

11 months ago

Waking up at 330 to go stare at excel spreadsheets and tell 50 year old men that it’s okay that someone took their favorite chair and to just grab a different one is getting old fast

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

12 months ago

Me every time I see a post of @ThatGirlKaylee’s gorgeous face:

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

12 months ago

Opening this app and the for you tab just being non stop right wing grift and el*n makes me want to throw my phone

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

a year ago

Every 19y/o after taking ECON101:

Elon Musk @elonmusk

a year ago

Every 19y/o after taking ECON101:

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

a year ago

90 days later and I’m about to pack my life into a u-haul to head back to NY. Glad this saga is finally ending

Tim? @_MaybeTim

a year ago

90 days later and I’m about to pack my life into a u-haul to head back to NY. Glad this saga is finally ending

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

a year ago

Everytime I ask Alexa to set a timer while I cook I am quickly reminded that @ThatGirlKaylee put on the minions theme. So tonight we are making chicken and stealing the moon

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

a year ago

I went to spin class with @ThatGirlKaylee yesterday and now I am walking through the airport with baby deer legs

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Sam (COMMS OPEN) @thegoblinfury

a year ago

Union rep orc is my favorite character

Mr. Chau @Srirachachau

a year ago

Union rep orc is my favorite character

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Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1

a year ago

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Tim? @_MaybeTim

2 years ago

It worked @ThatGirlKaylee https://t.co/6SqcvTownK

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Our customer handed us a 120 day stop work which could likely kill my career and I didn’t spiral into compulsive behaviors like I usually would so I’m calling this a win even though my life is about to dramatically change.