The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

• New England born, Midwestern raised • pierced & tattooed • dental assistant • if you don’t like The Office, we can’t be friends • 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 • header’s me • 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. or IN Joined January 2014

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Luke Combs Updates @LukeCombsUpdate

6 years ago

Even if I knew, the day we met would be the reason this heart breaks, oh id love you anyway

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D Rose @DamnDRoseTweets

6 years ago

My mans was trying to be romantic but I’m childish af so I used that snap filter that makes you look like a man 😂😂😂

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

Mahomes is 24?! holy shit 😱 good for him!

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

as a Patriots fan I kind of wanted to see Garoppolo & 49ers take it, but Kansas City isn’t playing around! it’s kind of nice to take a break & just enjoy the game 😅😂

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Tom Brady @TomBrady

6 years ago

I have an important announcement #ad

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𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓁𝑒 @_Massh0le

6 years ago

This is the first #SuperBowl in 4 years that I won't be nervous all game. Maybe now I'll actually be able to focus and remember some of the commercials 😅

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

I’ve got a bad case of the munchies but I don’t want to have to take out my invisalign trays & brush my teeth again. it sounds like too much of a hassle right now 😂😭😭

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

watching The Office high as a kite is the best decision I’ve made all day...,or ever for that matter 😂

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

I slept 8.5 hours last night, was up for 3.5 hours, & then took a 3.5 hour nap 😱 what’s wrong with me? 😅😴

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

I started Invisalign today!! 😍😍😭

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

if you like The Office & haven’t checked out the new podcast Office Ladies, you’re missing out! 😍

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

cuffing season was rough. made it out the other side still single as a pringle, but I gained some experience 🙃 yay me..

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Howie Dewitt  @thisbephil

6 years ago

posted for saftey purposes.. this may save someones life one day 🙏🏾

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

my friend & I decided that we are doing our annual Florida vacation around Thanksgiving. neither of us have a good relationship with our families, so we decided to just get away. I’m super stoked 😍

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

didn’t answer then, wouldn’t answer now..

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

I should not be allowed to buy things while I’m high 😳😂 let’s just say I have a new personal item coming soon 🙃

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Papa Smurf 🇪🇸 @Negus_99

6 years ago

This is exactly how y’all are on Twitter

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

I’ve taken 2 hydrocodones tonight & I’m still not out of pain. trying to decide if I want to take a couple hits & go to bed 🙃🤷🏻‍♀️

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

I thought I was done taking hydros after my surgery last Friday, but today proved me wrong 🥺😭

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The Sassy D.A. 🦷 @_MidwesternSass

6 years ago

I had my wisdom teeth extracted on Friday & was fine over the weekend besides the swelling. now it’s time to go back to work & I’ve started bruising & I’m pretty sure I’m coming down with something 🙃 good thing I’m already on antibiotics..