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Unlikely things to hear over a Tannoy: "Clean-up needed in the magazine aisle, between Nuts and Loaded."
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Unlikely names for nappy brands: DUNG-A-REES
Unlikely things to Hear in School Assembly: "You're all fat, so now running on the corridors is compulsory!"
Measures & Conversions: Ton - 1.015 Eric Pickleses
Unlikely Sport Commentary: “Time for the scrum, where players can have a quick kiss and exchange phone numbers.”
Bad things to say in a job interview: "I have yo say, I'm so excited about this job that I'm getting an erection."
Unlikely Medical Labels: Take nasally (preferably using a £50 note and a hooker's tits)
Things not to say in court: "If killing a man with an axe is murder, then yes, all me a murderer... Er... Hang on, can I start again?"
Unlikely things to hear your flatmate say: Sorry, I borrowed one of your Ryvitas. I needed a snack after wanking in your underwear drawer..
Things not to say in court: "Which of my trials is this again?"
Unlikely Medical Labels: "May contain cyanide."
Things you wouldn't want to hear at a dinner party: I know you like your meat rare, so I cooked you a white rhino."
Things you wouldn't want to hear at a dinner party: "Sorry everyone, I think I've burnt the sushi.."
Unlikely things to hear on a makeover show: "Gok realized it was a mistake to put her in the shop window naked as they where in Amsterdam."
Unlikely things for a teacher to say: "Today in human biology, we are going to look at rimming, fisting and felching."
Unlikely things for a teacher to say: Hey, Who wants to follow me on twitter? I'm @Leathergimpmask
Bad things to shout during sex: "One hundred and EIGHTY!"
Bad things to say in a job interview: Yes, I've spend a number of years in cuba... well, Guantanamo really.
"Unlikely things to hear from a palm reader: "Not sure what this line is.."
Bad things to hear in a maternity ward: "FUCKING HELL! IS THAT A LITTLE BABY COMING OUT OF YOU?!"
Gerdine @Gerdine18
21 Followers 194 Following
PTT @thorpey1987
11 Followers 137 Following
the Whirlwind Shaker @Whirlwind_S
454 Followers 4K Following the Electronic Protein Shaker - Mixes powders & shakes effortlessly with 1 click. Own One from the Whirlwind website👇
G ✨ @tweets_teal
44 Followers 2K Following
💕tee_jay💕 @TerinaJosling
18 Followers 203 Following Dont follow in my footsteps.. I tend to walk into walls....
Abster @Absteroony
85 Followers 512 Following I smile a lot to hide the fact that most of the time I have no idea what is going on! 🤪
Sandra @Sandra38664637
7 Followers 602 Following
Bernie @CodeNameBernie
75 Followers 2K Following British English Welsh Scottish Irish Culture, History, Values, Traditions 🏴☠️🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴🇮🇪🇮🇲🇯🇪🇬🇬🇫🇰🏴☠️
Liam DICKO Dickinson @LiamDicko93
574 Followers 5K Following 31-year-old liberal Englishman from Leeds whose life's meaning is to do what he wants.
Jim Jablowski @Trending13579
57 Followers 509 Following
sharna cox @cox_sharna
23 Followers 139 Following I'm 22 and live in southampton I love films, comedy, sport and spending time with my friend and family and my little boy Austin 😍
Gordon Bolton @gordybphotos
98 Followers 411 Following
Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9
11 Followers 184 Following Bookseller, artist, cat person. I read spoilers.
kyle @kyle_buchanan16
163 Followers 203 Following
Jackson Lee @jacksonlee_11
81 Followers 269 Following
teresa @teasie22
81 Followers 743 Following
Henry Tran @HenryTr68156155
14 Followers 49 Following
Jenine Shienmar @85_jenine
13 Followers 145 Following
Kev.pl @kevin_yik
44 Followers 2K Following
Daniel Shevlin @Shevlin69ds
357 Followers 1K Following
Hayley Cotton @hayley197
84 Followers 212 Following
chris denijs @chrisdenijs1
212 Followers 2K Following One big Northampton Saints fan and supporting my good mate @THESTEVIRITCHIE
Carlene Stanislaus @stanislaus7
761 Followers 1K Following #Proctor Gallagher Consultant #mBIT #Coach #NLPPractitioner #LAB Profile Practitioner #AngelicReikiMasterTeacher. #Transforming lives all around the world.
C thayre @thayre_c
12 Followers 154 Following
Jamie Bucknole @BucknoleJamie
2 Followers 86 Following
Keith @ka_tomlin
36 Followers 92 Following
Claire Gilson @TiaWhippet
48 Followers 83 Following slightly mad 30yr old fighting Ehlers Danlos Syndrome,POTS, anxiety,and all the rest that goes with it. love animals,nature,and raising awareness for EDS
Jonathan Seymour @JonathanSeym0ur
123 Followers 756 Following
pelsallmick @MickMorrow2017
40 Followers 112 Following
Katy MCgregor @katymgregor22
12 Followers 35 Following
Premier Inflate @PremierInflate
565 Followers 1K Following UK Inflatable Manufacturers - Bouncy Castles | Sumos | Marquees | Grottos | Sky Dancers & plus so much more...
Syluxfan2 @Bajnauth98
219 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/bYsJ2S9AXY… https://t.co/3M2HBg41xN I'm also Doublefence.
Kerwin Chen @KerwinChen_1992
25 Followers 152 Following
Ci P Smith @Ciaran2225
345 Followers 1K Following i thought life was unfair until someone said to me life is fair because its unfair to everyone!
elocks @emmalockerbie
31 Followers 183 Following
Rebecca @Minnisqueak
35 Followers 185 Following
Rebecca Stoner @rebeccaston3r
117 Followers 241 Following
Jody J @Jdj1012003
145 Followers 804 Following
Scott Walker @ScottW365
63 Followers 1K Following
Kelvin Cracknell @kelvincracknell
478 Followers 1K Following Ipswich Borough Councillor: Rushmere Ward. Labour and Co-operative Party Member.
Neil Blessett @NeilBlessett
166 Followers 706 Following Christian, Husband, Dad, hopes one day to be a half decent tenor horn player
jason warren @jasonawarren
22 Followers 200 Following
Martin Lambert @martinjlambert
46 Followers 276 Following
Mícheál Lambert @Micheal_L_97
171 Followers 337 Following
Hannah @hxnnah01
105 Followers 47 Following In all the years of education, why has no one ever taught us how to love ourselves and why it's so important?
PureLoveEssence @PureLoveEssence
222 Followers 2K Following Sharing everything; that I purely love in, every essence in life.
Natasha-Louise @NatashaLouuiise
105 Followers 246 Following Be a Girl with a Mind A bitch with an Attitude and A Lady with Class✨🦄✨ Snapchat-natashamcevoy
PTT @thorpey1987
11 Followers 137 Following
グリッミ @Grimmie
198 Followers 736 Following Gaming, technology, art and design. Definitely not Christina Grimmie or Nick Grimshaw, but thanks for the follows. INFP. He/him. 🏳️🌈
Ollie Millington @OllieMillington
7K Followers 6K Following Professional #Photographer & Pop culture Junkey. Main archive with @GettyImages /Redferns/ Wire Image inhouse for @academyamg. VERY am. Snowboarder - UK based
Michelle @xMrs_Adamsx
14 Followers 243 Following
Jenny Littler @LittleJ3nny
283 Followers 460 Following University of Warwick | MBio | MIBTP PhD student 🧫 | St John Ambulance volunteer 👩🔬🔬
Stephen Gannon @StevieG123
387 Followers 746 Following Liverpool FC fan. Beatles Fan. Chief Cook & Bottle Washer! Loves creating Artwork on an Apple Mac using InDesign NOT Illustrator!
Shannon Sullivan @shaggy097
8 Followers 253 Following
Kevin Whitbread @KevinWhitbread
3 Followers 47 Following
Michael Fahy @mifacm
48 Followers 904 Following
jc @jc19852028
1 Followers 14 Following
Martin Barfield @MartinBarfield
16 Followers 130 Following
Ross Holliday @RosHolliday88
241 Followers 829 Following #Sheffield Born | #Meme junky | #HarryPotter | #RPDR | #Cheese lover Insta - @RossKennyHolliday
Martin Davison @mackemmart
14 Followers 132 Following
Gordon Bolton @gordybphotos
98 Followers 411 Following
Kristina Pettersen @KMardal
9 Followers 142 Following
Gemcapo @GcapstickGemma
15 Followers 62 Following
Alistair Kennedy @climbthathill
466 Followers 793 Following Artist | Cyclist | Runner | Dad | Human | IBD Warrior | MD ANT - Also @altresponse
Tony Whelan @twhelan4
47 Followers 328 Following
jason david ward @acejase13
225 Followers 1K Following I'm me. A man of music, film, comics, a bit of a nerd, little sci-fi geek and huge anime reader/watchet
Norina Mackey @norinamac
203 Followers 349 Following Film Professional; Producer, Writer, Script Supervisor. Necessarily silly, Irish immigrant, ex pro dancer, lover of sunny days and visiting donkeys.
Blue Express Courier @blueexpress50
59 Followers 1K Following
Oonagh Reynolds @oonagh_reynolds
2 Followers 21 Following
enzo sousa @enzosousa6
11 Followers 433 Following
Aylwyn Scally @aylwyn_scally
6K Followers 2K Following Human evolutionary genetics, University of Cambridge. @Cambridge_Uni, @GeneticsCam, @DarwinCollege 🇮🇪
Aggie @andreamarie223
4 Followers 92 Following
Virginia Arechavala @VArechavala
2K Followers 2K Following Scientist and mum. @ikerbasque Professor @biocrucesHR Interested in #RNAtherapy for #neuromuscular disorders. De Bilbao de toda la vida and adopted Londoner.
Leianne Spencer @LeianneSpencer
67 Followers 232 Following
Alex Coleman @alex__coleman
346 Followers 987 Following British/German biologist, biotechnologist & science manager. Grant manager @Helmholtz_AI @HelmholtzMunich. Enjoy science, travelling, sport, fine food & ale!
; @CharWilfort
152 Followers 536 Following
gillian Lynch Sweney @gillianlynch11
17 Followers 64 Following
Eilish @Asvernida
6 Followers 124 Following
! @richard_lombard
265 Followers 378 Following
test SONG.K00001.07 @K0000107
1 Followers 16 Following
philip mercer @philipmercer1
9 Followers 101 Following
the people @ob1adams
14 Followers 447 Following
Andrew Tong @AndrewhkTong
6 Followers 40 Following
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