When work’s wild and it’s break time, some hit a blunt to vibe out, others grab coffee to power up. Me? I just sit there wondering why I showed up in the first place. 😂
On nights like this, all I want is to hear my bae’s voice or get home to that soft kiss and cozy vibes. But nah, I’m single, so it’s just me, the sheets, and my empty dreams. 🙃💔
Alright, sitting here savoring my jollof, and then I look over and this dude has the audacity to drown his in stew. 🤦🏾♂️
Like, bro, jollof already is the flavor—throwing stew on top is like putting a hat on a crown. 😩
If you need stew, maybe jollof’s just not for you😡
Man was out here ready to lock down a queen, but now he’s out here getting locked out of his job.
Life really switched the script on him, like, 'You want the wife? Cool, but let’s see you handle the struggle first.😩
My new colleagues introduced themselves today. Hope, Precious, Bonus, and Patricia… like, why do I feel like I’m meeting characters from a romance novel and not dudes in the workplace? 💀
I think I can finally agree with people that the BBNaija show needs to take a break for at least 2 good years. There’s nothing productive coming out of that show again.
This rain’s got everything on lockdown. I’m vibing, wrapped up in my own little world while the sky handles the rest. It’s like the perfect excuse to do nothing and feel great about it.
Rainy Friday mornings like this are such a vibe. Everything outside is soaked, but it makes the indoors feel even cozier. It’s like the perfect prelude to a calm, relaxing weekend.
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