all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

cold ass honkey, 28 Houston, TX Joined March 2012

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

a week ago

This actually happened to me at my old job and I was fuckin heated ngl

Bang Energy @BANGenergy

a week ago

This actually happened to me at my old job and I was fuckin heated ngl

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

3 weeks ago

One thing imma say now that I'm the fuck outta NH... THOP is overrated as fuck. Italians do it better. NY style pizza is the superior pizza. They got good steak and cheese tho and the vibe there is good it's just the pizza sucks and gets too much credit.

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

3 weeks ago

Been paying very close attention to the cultural climate of the internet these past few days and I've reached a conclusion: I have GOT to learn how to make AI cat videos.

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

a month ago

This is fucked up but I'll tell you what. You can take the cracker outta the barrel. But you can't take the barrel...outta the cracker.

Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals

a month ago

This is fucked up but I'll tell you what. You can take the cracker outta the barrel. But you can't take the barrel...outta the cracker.

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Vanessa @cyrillasundays

3 months ago

I get… mad zooted I got this bad thing I recruited

for bisexuals @_forbisexuals

3 months ago

I get… mad zooted I got this bad thing I recruited

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

3 months ago

If you're approached by a stranger on the street asking you a fruit based question, odds are the answer is "kiwi."

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taddy mason @no_goblins

4 months ago

First good ad I've seen on here in years

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

4 months ago

Bro has a whole server next to his freak cabinet, prolly got TBs of evidence right there smh

No Jumper @nojumper

4 months ago

Bro has a whole server next to his freak cabinet, prolly got TBs of evidence right there smh

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horse dentist @equine__dentist

5 months ago

love wins <3

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

6 months ago

Do some more nitrous buddy

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

6 months ago

Man I love the Chinese place by me. 13 whole seconds spent on the phone, no bs and the lady there is super nice and besties with my gf lol

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

6 months ago

Easter is just thanksgiving in spring

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

6 months ago

Canning is a mental illness.

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

6 months ago

Happy birthday to every woman

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all cracker no barrel @_NotMyGovtName_

7 months ago

Why one of my clerks use me as a reference without asking me lol. He's trying to rent a room from some lady and she called me and all I could say was yeah he works here lol.