Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

Dukino's my ass chomper!That's right, bitches - my big brudder's about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives! Bombing like a boss ass bitch! Joined June 2014

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"He said...no? Well. There's only one thing to do -- look him in the eye, nod politely, and KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Oh haiiii!"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun!"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt."

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"You're cordially invited BITCH!!!"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I'ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font."

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Get some cookies, so you can eat 'em and grow up big and strong and kick Piston in the butt-butt."

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Runnin', runnin', runnin', I'm runnin' over here, run, run, run-run, run."

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocolypse."

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Make it RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"That's Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk. She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Ten... Nine..." *launches rockets* "I got bored."

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set 'em off! Good plan? Great plan!"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun!"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy."

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Wait a minute. Those cookies aren't chocolate chip. Those...are...raisins. WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?! SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS! WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP! I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?"

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"Get-outta-my-shop-or-I'll-punch-yo-butt. That's-how-Tiny-Tina-roll."

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Tiny Tina @_NotSoTinyTina_

3 years ago

"This here's Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I'ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get 'em!"