Green Patrick @_PGreen_

better nate than lever Joined October 2011

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sam @shamwowley

4 months ago

you’ve heard of Luigi the Healthcare Shooter, now get ready for the Bushwick Bottler (me throwing a high life at Andrew Cuomo when I see him walking the PR parade)

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Green Patrick @_PGreen_

8 months ago

You know how a baby cant understand an adult? Could a puppy understand a adult dog? idk

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Green Patrick @_PGreen_

12 months ago

why they walk like they got a shid in their robo butt

Massimo @Rainmaker1973

12 months ago

why they walk like they got a shid in their robo butt

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Green Patrick @_PGreen_

a year ago

Just ate an amount of chinese food that would scare god. I’d show you but i ate it.

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Green Patrick @_PGreen_

a year ago

if you keep losing more and more weight will your body start burning pp meat?

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Green Patrick @_PGreen_

a year ago

birds with hair, dog feathers, turtle (reversed), all of this can be yours. unlimited potential. sprinting .

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Green Patrick @_PGreen_

a year ago

went to the doctor and he didnt even try to see my teener ? am i ugly ,?

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My original plan was to get absolutely bronzed this summer, but i hadn’t even considered the other much better option. Im gonna get so ghastly pale. I want the world’s top scientists to be perplexed by the way light reacts with my freak skin. I wan’t to scare kids.

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Green Patrick @_PGreen_

a year ago

dont tell sam but i simply do not know what “hot to go” means

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Green Patrick @_PGreen_

a year ago

Sam ran a half marathon today which is like a whole thing and whatever but i held her bag the WHOLE time and she had hella shit in it so why didn’t i get a medal ??