Jimmy @_ParanoidJimmy_
I am Paranoid Jimmy. Joined December 2012-
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That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the road.
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Teacher is taking attendance. Heart rate rapidly increases in anticipation of saying "here."
Teacher ask for someone to do the problem on the board, LOOK BUSY, DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT, PLEASE GOD DON'T PICK ME
Tells friend an interesting story. He's the one who told you the story first.
Someone's shopping cart is blocking the item you want to get. ACT INTENSELY INTERESTED IN THE SURROUNDING ITEMS UNTIL THEY MOVE.
Already used "HAHA" at the beginning of text message. USE "LOL" AT END
When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think "THEY'RE KILLING MY FAMILY, AND I'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THE ATTACKER NAKED"
Makes eye contact with teacher during test. THEY THINK I'M CHEATING.
Has to give a speech in class *Prays class ends before my turn*
dont hear what they said. SMILE AND HOPE IT WASN'T A QUESTION.
Test results were generally good, only a few failed." That's me.
Checks reflection in parked car window. Someone in car looking back.
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