Mike @_Parch__

been thinkin too much got stuck in oblivion Hell Joined February 2014

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Mike @_Parch__

a week ago

seeing commercials for our modern day gestapo sucks

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mlb: let’s have every team play each other every single year also mlb: our players are traveling too much we need to do realignment that will somehow let them travel less while also still playing every team

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Mike @_Parch__

a month ago

hardwired my xbox i feel like mr robot

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Viathan🍉🔆 @VermilViathan

a month ago

anyway every Confederate general should’ve been publicly hanged on the steps of the Capitol and the military should’ve occupied the South for much longer and we’d be in much better place right now

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a month ago

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Mike @_Parch__

a month ago

movies coming out proudly saying “only in theaters” to end up on streaming and still in theaters a week later

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Mike @_Parch__

2 months ago

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well i asked the magic conch shell and it said No

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Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola

2 months ago

Failing to properly punish the Confederacy

Fred Fella @FredFellaIMO

2 months ago

Failing to properly punish the Confederacy

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Mike @_Parch__

2 months ago

after watching dr who for the first time and seeing world events this is giving me big dr who vibes

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Mike @_Parch__

2 months ago

worst part about being an adult is that nobody ever wants to go to the park and play i just wanna throw, get some grounders, a few pop ups

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Mike @_Parch__

2 months ago

paradigm is a whole new word if you pronounce the g

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onion person @CantEverDie

3 months ago

i think it’s not talked about enough that so many christian rightwingers support israel because they want to trigger the end times rapture and they believe supporting israel will ensure this

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Mike @_Parch__

3 months ago

it’s gonna be called Dune Part 3 because calling it Messiah or Children of Dune will be a Lie Frank I’m so sorry for what they’ve done to your story

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Second World War tweets from 1941 @RealTimeWWII

3 months ago

Nazis are conducting a mass arrest of over 600 German astrologers, faith-healers, clairvoyants & Christian Scientists. They're being sent to prison camps as part of newly announced "Action against Secret Doctrines & So-called Occult Sciences"

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Mike @_Parch__

3 months ago

toilet stalls at work are too narrow to spread your legs capitalism will stop at nothing to demean you

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Mike @_Parch__

3 months ago

haters won’t tell you that dune is actually a story about love and it’s implications worm this worm that the real golden path is the friends we made along the way