Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

Momentum creator|Social Media Personality|Posting shit that everyone but IG likes|click my link k? allmylinks.com/santamariaoffi… Florida, USA Joined November 2019

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Ok goodnight tweet peeps. That’s enough talking to myself and pretending I have an audience. I gotta wake up 2 crotch goblins in 4 hours.

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Y’all, pls tell me who to follow on here. I will check back in the morning & see who is deemed worthy

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Well, yeah. I thought we all were

lil duval @lilduval

3 years ago

Well, yeah. I thought we all were

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Absolutely not. You not alone

lil duval @lilduval

3 years ago

Absolutely not. You not alone

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

I been around still around like that geico caveman. Yes I realize he not around no more but Wayne was a genius.

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

What an interesting random tweet. Twitter is aight

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

I ain’t forget how y’all thought coronavirus was caused by 5G. I do hope y’all forgot that I did too.

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Ok so I get that birds go tweet tweet tweet but like posting a “peep” would have been cooler. Y’all the lame ones, not me.

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Is it just me or it Twitter hella unorganized. GOD DAMMIT I’m old as shit.

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Hi, my name is Maria & im only here bc fb put me in jail again 🙄 Mark can literally suck my asshole sideways after 48 anal cream pies.

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Ok now that I’ve gotten out the urge to send out my thoughts nobody needs to hear but imma share anyway, I can go to bed. I will update everyone probably every hour till I get over my Facebook addiction

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Hoemygod. Y’all the bomb , I been back for 6 minutes and already got a repeep. That means I’m cool right? 😎

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

I need a damn Twitter tutorial but can’t sit through a YouTube video. Someone break it down in kindergarten terms

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Wow I literally have nothing but porn here. At least I know I was supportive.

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Now, how tf do I get all this porn off my feed 🤣 don’t get me wrong I love it here, but opening my Twitter in public could be problematic.

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Santa Maria @_RealSantaMaria

3 years ago

Wow. I’ve become so desperate to give my opinion where it isn’t asked that in wake of my most recent 30 day fb ban, I am back on Twitter. Gimme something to argue about.

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Barack Obama @BarackObama

4 years ago

Part of the reason it’s hard to bring about change is because we live in a media environment that elevates falsehoods as much as truths, and divides people as much as it brings them together.