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Hiring manager: Can I have interviews next week? Me: *books interviews for next week* *next week comes* Hiring manager: I’ve just had someone show up for interview that I knew nothing about! I’ve had to send them away. Me:

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4 years ago

Me trying to find a candidate rn

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4 years ago

When your new hire no-shows on their first day

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4 years ago

I don’t know why this is a thing, but I don’t give a fuck what your Dad’s name is. There is literally NO reason to tell me that on your CV.

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4 years ago

Hiring Manager: I would like to hold interviews on *insert day* *day comes* Hiring Manager: What do you mean I have interviews today?????

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4 years ago

When you get excited over someone’s CV so you phone them and they’re no longer interested

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4 years ago

When a hiring manager scans across a driving licence as someone’s proof of Right to Work for the 500th time

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4 years ago

Recruiter: So you’ve applied for the Customer Assistant position, what do you think some of your typical daily tasks would be? Candidate: Assisting customers

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4 years ago

Pssssssst. Job seekers. A photo of your qualifications doesn’t pass as a CV.

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4 years ago

Reading through the same 10 CV’s trying to determine which one is less shit

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4 years ago

No, your lawyer will not be in touch because you got rejected for a job in which you meet none of the essential criteria. Stop being a fucking weirdo.

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4 years ago

Interviews are two days away and I only have two candidates booked in. Do I hope the candidates I left voicemails for call me back tomorrow and risk only having two interviewees? Or do I call more candidates and risk having too many candidates and not enough interview slots? 😰😰

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4 years ago

Hiring Manager: I’m looking for a part time member of staff. 15 hours per week but they MUST be fully flexible. Oh and no students.

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4 years ago

ATTENTION JOB SEEKERS: If a company gives you the option of submitting a cover letter, then they’re looking for a cover letter. Not another copy of your CV.

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4 years ago

11:58: *has 15 minute chat with candidate about position, arranges face to face interview* 14:13: *candidate emails to confirm the withdrawal of their application*