Kid Show Business @_RomanLeo

If people aren’t laughing something is wrong. Joined January 2012

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Kid Show Business @_RomanLeo

4 years ago

Not interested in Business Oligarch

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Kid Show Business @_RomanLeo

4 years ago

Woke up on time today at 12:45PM!

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*gathers tarantula in Arizona desert to sell illegally on craigslist* *gets letter from FBI, thinks Just try to come get me in my condo full of giant spiders* *breeds super tarantula as extra percaution*

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SamHarter @SlamHarter

4 years ago

im good at stand up comedy now i finally turned it around

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

4 years ago

Know this: you are greatness and light. No, wait, that's not you. Sorry.

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Kid Show Business @_RomanLeo

4 years ago

Godzilla must have been hella pissed in the drive-through when they banned supersize!!!

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Samuel Walker @SamsOldXAccount

4 years ago

Have never enjoyed seeing the Venmo timeline a single time

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

5 years ago

Here's a fun thing: Take your first name and then go fuck yourself.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

5 years ago

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

5 years ago

Once I learn how to process my emotions, figure out how to sleep at night, stop eating compulsively, learn to love and find a purpose, then LOOK OUT cause I’m gonna be unstoppable.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

4 years ago

If we are on this earth for such a short time then why is this day dragging? ( gunshot. Followed by a long howl from a lone wolf on the prairie that knows only hardship. Suddenly a man in a suit comes running near the hungry wolf. It is Jimmy Fallon. He is mauled.)

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

4 years ago

Let us make this the greatest nation on the planet who couldn’t prevent the unnecessary deaths of 600,000 people because of a for-profit healthcare system.

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eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone

4 years ago

“ hey hate!” ‘yea fear?” ‘ hedge funds keep buying up lots of the housing market and no one can afford a house anymore “. “ that’s why we are going to murder them one by one” ‘thanks hate’.