Final level boss of entitlement on tonight’s front row:
Couldn’t handle the sniff she sent her bloke to buy at the start of the gig, chatted through every act, got kicked out & then yelled at all the staff for 30 minutes, screaming she’ll call the police unless she got a refund
In these divisive times, people forget we’re all entitled to a differing opinion, even if it upsets them
That said; if you don’t think @cleveleysnews is the best Wyre-based news account, you’re a dirty pirate shitmonkey & need hitting in the face with a fact-filled trouser press
In these divisive times, people forget we’re all entitled to a differing opinion, even if it upsets them
That said; if you don’t think @cleveleysnews is the best Wyre-based news account, you’re a dirty pirate shitmonkey & need hitting in the face with a fact-filled trouser press
Been invited to a careers event, to talk to pupils about being a comedian…
In a primary school
Join me in our next episode of “What on Earth were you thinking?” where I’ll be chucking a bucket full of water onto a chip pan fire and running with scissors
Hull, get yourselves down to @LoungeComedy, this Wednesday night. You won’t be disappointed*
Tickets: comedyloungehull.co.uk/events/love-la…
*I’m on first, so after I’ve pissed off, you’ll have a cracking night
Tonight’s gonna be another big one, with this killer line-up:
@FreddyQuinne@MrMikeNewall
Mike Wilkinson
& @_RyanGleeson
Be quick if you’ve not already booked your tickets!
💻 blackpoolcomedyclub.com
☎️ 01253 38381
🎟️ Bank Hey St., opposite the Tower
⏰ Doors 7pm - Show 8pm
Bloody great having @iamthomasgreen’s End of Daze at the club, with a surprise visit from @eshaanakbar to open the show
For unknown reasons Eshaan angrily refused to have his picture taken with me
In unrelated news, I’ve now learned which words are “totally unacceptable” in 2023
Beautiful* people of the Fylde Coast, be quick, we’re about to sell out!
Tix & info:
💻 blackpoolcomedyclub.com
☎️ 01253 381381
🎟 Bank Hey St., right behind the Tower
* You’re all beautiful, no matter what you think…
Unless you’re an arse
In which case, you’re just an arse
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