Alyssa @_SIMPLYalysssa

absolutely not west coast Joined January 2020

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Alyssa @_SIMPLYalysssa

3 months ago

I’m going to miss this type of deep cleanings. To scale and remove all the calculus 😍

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3 months ago

This is what it’s come to

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3 months ago

When your work wife has your back, literally lolollol. god, heal my body plssss 😭

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4 months ago

BIG lyss. Masters of Physician Assistance Studies. last step: pass the PANCE & then i’ll forever be a PA-C. 🥹

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4 months ago

Car rides = therapy

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4 months ago

Today has been chaotic. I need a mf break. Whoever knows someone who has or is selling tickets for stagecoach, PLS LMK. Porfis.

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4 months ago

Erewhon sushi >>

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5 months ago

More PANCE prep on my day off 😭🥺 send coffeeeeee

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5 months ago

Ignoring the pre-shift anxiety by trying to remember I’m literally learning to save lives. It's not supposed to be easy.

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5 months ago

me waiting for the aftershock of that earthquake

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5 months ago

Probably needed a hug. Decided to dedicate my life to be the one to make others feel better instead.

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5 months ago

Still have not filed my taxes 🥹

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5 months ago

The silent care ride home after charting for 34 patients.

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5 months ago

When you have preceptors that actually let you do things and want to teach you >>

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5 months ago

Every time I leave the hospital or clinic I think I need to clock out and then I realize that it’s clinical year which means I'm actually paying thousands of dollars to literally work for free.

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5 months ago

Mercury in retrograde humbling your girl.

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Alyssa @_SIMPLYalysssa

6 months ago

Has anyone else been so exhausted in march? I feel like I just can’t balance life. I literally just go through my days. Clinical rotations, work, school go to the library and study.

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Alyssa @_SIMPLYalysssa

6 months ago

Day 2 of OBGYN rotation: when an attending lets you assist during a total abdominal hysterectomy, and you end up holding a uterus, and all of a sudden, you want to become a surgeon 🥲

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Alyssa @_SIMPLYalysssa

6 months ago

The amount of infidelity that happens in healthcare is actually insane.

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Alyssa @_SIMPLYalysssa

9 months ago

The amount of patients showing up at the office 2 days before Christmas is actually insane. and not while I have body aches but pretending I don’t so I don’t get sent home 🙃