Samantha☯ @_SamBarboza

comparison is the thief of joy and the sister of guilt North Canton, OH Joined February 2011

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Friends TV Show @quote_friends

3 years ago

i love the superbowl

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Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett

4 years ago

i thought bad things were supposed to happen in 3s?? i’m at like 13

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TJ🛸 @1tjayy

4 years ago

If you can ride with the seat belt noise going off you are insane😂

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kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas

4 years ago

just took my pug on the subway in a tote bag. he delicately licked the elbow of the woman standing in front of me, who then let out easily the most blood-curdling scream i have ever heard in my life

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K Y L I E R Δ E @kylierae

4 years ago

Can i hire someone to make decisions for me? I don’t wannnaaaa

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Samantha☯ @_SamBarboza

5 years ago

Guess who just learned about the radar speed signs that have flashing cop lights when you speed.

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Jenna marbles leaving youtube feels like you’re going through a breakup and you’re devastated but you love them so much so you’re happy for them that they’re choosing their own happiness but ur still gonna cry everytime you think about your old times together because u love them

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pat •-• @notpatlol

5 years ago

disgusting

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scottysire @ImNotScottySire

6 years ago

god damn i suck ass at falling asleep

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Charlie Puth @charlieputh

6 years ago

All I do is fucking eat.

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A Suffix Kīng 👑 @palakiks

6 years ago

COVID-19, Isolation, and the Gay Mormon Experience: A THREAD*** So, I am a Bi/Queer (Adjacent) LDS man, and I have found some similarities in this time of Social/Physical distancing and the gay Mormon Experience. ***(but should have been a blog post) 1/21