Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

Adding more slashes after my name as I grow up. Chef/(pinklady shortlist '23) Food Photographer/Writer Amsterdam, Nederland Joined December 2012

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

I ask 6 where 2 is. "In my room playing with the bum scanner." "Bum scanner???" The rectal thermometer 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Does it count as a CV worthy life skill if you can nibble the exterior off a chicken/vegan nugget with minimal loss to satisfy your fussy toddler?

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

That feeling when you can see your own future when your 2 yr old takes two 500 piece puzzles and mixes them together.

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Does everyone else send a voice note and then listen back to it wondering 'is that really how my voice sounds?!?!?!'

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

How's everyone's morning going? I was trying to get three kids out the door today and found the cat had pissed in the buggy. In. The. Buggy. That's how my morning is going.

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

My 6 yr olds friend turned up at our house with a shopping trolley. After he left, I asked my husband if this is what I should expect now. He shrugged and said, "Yep. Pretty much."

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Things I didn't expect I would have to tell my 6 yr old this weekend. • "We don't touch dead things." • "Seriously, I told you yesterday, we DON'T TOUCH DEAD THINGS."

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Finished watching All of Us Strangers this morning. I think I'm broken 💔

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

What is it about Gen Z men which means they are incapable of tying a freaking shoes lace?

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Me present - Turning up my headphones when my office is over stimulating. 16 yr old me, on my Myspace page - Bury me in sound so the silence doesn't kill me.

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Create your dream project: Director: Thea Sharrock Writer: Me?!?!? Lead Actor: Aaron Taylor Johnson Lead Actress: Florence Pugh Supporting Actor: Joseph Quinn Supporting Actress: Glenn Close Genre: Romance

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a year ago

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Glancing out the window at work and being greeted by a large hairy builders ass crack is not what I wanted to see. My eyes feel violated.

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

SBJ, the woman behind me on the train is drinking the most incredible smelling coffee. I'm seriously considering swiping it.

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

I'm in my Ben & Jerry's era. That stage where, by the end of the day, I'm down to the swirly liquid sludge that you are left with at the bottom of the tub that you just don't quite have the appetite to eat anymore but it's not worth putting back in the freezer.

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Just some advance warning ⚠️ hot girl summer involves a level of self care I have no time for.

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Tried to kill a fly. Inadvertently trapped it behind my bathroom mirror. It's in the mirror universe now. My reflection can deal with it.

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Woman sits opposite me on the train and the first thing she says, to her phone, in an Irish accent, is 'and you can shove it up your arse'. First impressions count. I think she may be my spirit animal.

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

I Caught Fire by The Used is definitely up there as one of my top happy songs

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Sam Robson @_SamRobson_

a year ago

Watching a woman,struggling, pushing a small suitcase round by the little hand grip on top and wondering if she even realises it's got an extendable handle or she's just self destructive too?