Sam Damn @_SamVsTheWorld
one hell of a joker • she/her Joined December 2011-
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I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks
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How I arrive at the function
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Showing up 2 hours late to work with tiger face paint from the zoo
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Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You’re a little in a hole financially but it’s fine,
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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break
Just watched an old guy throw slices of bread at seagulls and squawked at them the whole time. Happy 420
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Here’s to 221 years of the best state in the union. Happy birthday, Ohio. It’s almost time to begin Phase 2 ⬇️
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work drama never made sense to me just shut the fuck up and do ur job
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“are you fucking stupid?” me:
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sorry boss i can’t come in to work today i feel really insecure
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Every month or so, I have this epiphany that “oh my whole life could be great, all I have to do is start waking up at 6 AM and working out and completely change my entire personality and worldview” and then I don’t do any of that
Went to Meijer specifically to use a coupon that isn’t valid until tomorrow. Happy holidays
Almost broke my car bass listening to Regina Spektor
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