..... @_SelenaM96

• “Anybody can get slapped.” • 👧🏻👧🏻👦🏻 • 🌙 • 🦂 Oregon, USA Joined December 2010

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a year ago

Wondering what am I doing with myself and what is my purpose in life..

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a year ago

The way he danced it off had me 💀 💀.

Fck Around N Find Out @FAFO_TV

a year ago

The way he danced it off had me 💀 💀.

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a year ago

The absence you’ve given me is gonna be the first step to a better me. #NewProfilePic

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I don’t understand how someone can talk shit like “she’s not a good mom” when not once have you been around my kids and I. Please tell me where you got those opinions from because if you haven’t witnessed me being a terrible mother than you can have a seat with your hater ass.

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a year ago

Kinda nervous to look at my bank account balance after this weekend lol.

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a year ago

To the people that bought the 49ers poncho yesterday at the Cherry Festival… I still got one haaaa haaaaa. Lowkey was bummed and a little jealous, but I was able to get one early in the morning.

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2 years ago

I put 5 dollars to gamble just to see how fast I would lose that money and on the third spin your girl hit the grand and won 360!! Wow I couldn’t believe it. #speechless 😶🥹♥️🍀

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2 years ago

My neighbors cats are scratching the fuck out of my cars and I’m getting sick of it. Is there anything to keep cats away from my property? Because like damn they aren’t gonna pay for the new paint on my car are they? I don’t think so.

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2 years ago

I’ll be back…. I just forgot to finish buying my tickets.. because we’re on our way to the Super Bowl, huh? @49ers

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2 years ago

Hiiiiiii, wait hold up….

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2 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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2 years ago

I bet as soon as they were done filming this video they went straight back to the store to return all that shit lol.

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2 years ago

Chilli heat? #pulszgiveaway

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2 years ago

Chilli heat? #pulszgiveaway

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2 years ago

The calmness this man has after his kid crashes into something is the calmness I want and need with my kids. ♥️😅

non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder

2 years ago

The calmness this man has after his kid crashes into something is the calmness I want and need with my kids. ♥️😅

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2 years ago

Why the hell do people think you’re gonna wanna fight for them when they don’t even fight for you? 💯 I’m good.

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2 years ago

Have kids they said… it’ll be fun they said… and it is lol. I was curling one of my daughter’s hair today and my little man looks at her curls, smiles and says, “They look like Bacon.” LMAO. I WOULD HAVE SAID CURLY FRIES! 😅🤣

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2 years ago

I legitimately need some beauty tips on how to grow thick and long hair. I don’t need those fake ass pills that make your hair grow.. 🙄 My hair feels so thin and I don’t like it. 😫

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2 years ago

I forgot I tweeted this.. My last tweet is a perfect example for this tweet LMAO! 🤣🤣

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2 years ago

I forgot I tweeted this.. My last tweet is a perfect example for this tweet LMAO! 🤣🤣

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2 years ago

Never in my work life have I seen a whole bunch of adults act like lost puppies until now. 😂😂 Like you need me to hold your hand and take you to the restroom too? Like it’s common sense. You’ve been here for at least a year now. You should have it down now.