Shit MyRoommate Says @_ShitMRS
My roommate is, for lack of a better word, a princess. This is some of the crazy shit she says and does. New York, NY Joined September 2012-
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"Eww I hate volunteering, you know that. I'd rather just go on vacation." #shitmyroommatesays
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"If you need a dress for formal, you should just go to Zara in Europe. It's way cheaper." #shitmyroommatesays
"Wait.... the Gangnam Style guy is Asian? Then who's PSY? I don't get it." #shitmyroommatesays
"So democrat is a donkey and the other one is a giraffe? Or is it a gorilla? Wait is that republican or something else?" #shitmyroommatesays
ME: "Build a bridge and get over it." ROOM8: "What are you talking about? Do you seriously expect me to build a bridge?" #shitmyroommatesays
"I like the taste of blue raspberry, but I don't like blue raspberries." #shitmyroommatesays
"All guys that don't have blue eyes are ugly." Right... #shitmyroommatesays
ROOM8: I love cappuccino. ME: You hate coffee ROOM8: Well it's a good thing cappuccinos don't have coffee in them... #shitmyroommatesays
"I don't understand why they let bad people audition for X Factor" #shitmyroommatesays
"New Yorkers know nothing about fashion. Their clothes are not tight enough." #shitmyroommatesays
On HBO's #Girls, "I would never watch a show with ugly people on it. That is so disgusting." #shitmyroommatesays
"How would I know who Derek Jeter is? I don't sit around watching Yankees games all day." #shitmyroommatesays
"I've never seen a guy and thought he was out of my league because obviously every guy would want to go out with me." #shitmyroommatesays
"Who's Whitney Houston? That's the girl from Top Model, right?"
Walks in as I'm watching TV, sits down and changes channel, doesn't say anything
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