Simon Barlow @_SimonBarlow_
Simon Barlow ( Parody Account ) Follow And Ill Follow Back! England Joined August 2012-
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Went to the toilet @TheRoyCropper Fiddled with me;(
A mosquito landed on my balls... Hardest decision of my life.
The shootings at the cinema in Denver have ruined the Batman film for me. All I can see in my pirate copy is the audience running about.
Well done Danny Boyle. Nothing says "London" better than youths setting fire to stuff.
What's the difference between Fred West & Kanye West? At least Fred had the decency to commit suicide.
The other day I saw a black guy in a white hooded tracksuit...... Who's he trying to fool?
sky news: 11 Hurt In Plunge 'Fleeing From Devil' the word 'Drugs' pops into my mind
My wife called me abusive earlier, so I took her out for dinner to make her change her mind good thing the hospital has a canteen
That Kate Middleton is a bit of a hottie, and she's got a cracking set of air bags on her. They should come in handy in a few years time.
Obama confirms 'pullout' from Iraq I think it's about time because the Iraqi's have been fucked for a good few years now
So I said to this Doctor in the pub today. "Do you treat alcoholics?" He said "Not usually, but what you having?"
I am not allowed to go within 100 metres of my local nursery. I'm not that keen a gardener anyway.
This recession must be tough, I just got mugged by a white person.
Just seen a van with 'Dog Grooming' written on the side, sick cunts...
Want to learn Italian but can't afford the expensive courses? Just sit in Frankie & Benny's toilets all day.
Teaching RE and Science in the same school is like praying to Jesus in a Mosque.
Nothing Says "Out Of Place" More Than A Ginger At A Rave
My wedding day was the second best day of my life... My wifes funeral has just reached number one.
What do you get if you line 10 blonde's up ear to ear? A wind tunnel
I always wanted to be a negotiator, but I was talked out of it.
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