Steven Pimentel @_StevenP
Hakuna Matata Joined May 2011-
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
my favorite brand of traitors winner is the robbed reality tv star determined to get a win
this extra sucks for the woman in the pic because due to the apple on her head no doctor will come close enough to help her
this extra sucks for the woman in the pic because due to the apple on her head no doctor will come close enough to help her
Introverts don't get bored. Like never. They enjoy their company. Just chilling around the house. Doing random shit. Browsing old photos. Feeling ten different emotions in 4 seconds. Cringing about something they said 3 years ago. 2 hours of self-talk. Eat. Nap. But never bored.
You know what sucks and doesn’t get enough hate. Candy apples. Dumbest desert ever. They always look incredible and always suck. Don’t try to trick me into eating fruit
I think I'm going to turn my Twitter into a stan account for that Italian lady who yells at pickpockets on TikTok
That gun be speaking to Ja Morant like the Green Goblin mask
That gun be speaking to Ja Morant like the Green Goblin mask
I wonder if the letter Y feels like the Pluto of the vowel family. Like they for sure have a group chat without him called "and sometimes Y".
Harrison Ford says “I don't have a social anxiety disorder. I have an abhorrence of boring situations.” (Source: thr.cm/pjgHrqE)
The numbers say it all 🐐 🏈 23 seasons 🏈 7x Super Bowl champion 🏈 5x Super Bowl MVP 🏈 3x MVP 🏈 15x Pro Bowler 🏈 677 Total TDs 🏈 89,214 Pass Yards
Congratulations to @ClaireRehfuss & @derekxiao_ for winning THE AMAZING RACE 34!! #TAR34 What a fun journey. - Survivor superfan - Big Brother players - TAR WINNERS So… when are we seeing you two on #Survivor?
If Derek and Claire win The Amazing Race, Christie Valdiserri literally had a million-dollar positive COVID test.
This guy watches more film than Kyler Murray
I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.
We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. blink182.com

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