Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

Spicy Joined January 2012

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

a year ago

This is cool so I’m bragging about it because it makes me feel good

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The brightest light I’ve ever seen is currently flashing and moving around the sky in North Waltham. Am I the only one seeing this? It looks like someone with a high powered strobe is turning it on and off at random.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

A woman in front of me in line at Dunkin unironically ordered a medium iced coffee: caramel and mocha, with 17 creams and 5 Splenda. How much trial and error does it take before you know that 17 is your ideal number of creams?

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

Do any of my facebook friends work at the Lahey Clinic Emergency Room in Burlington, MA?

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

This morning I played a round of golf that was 4 shots better than my previous best round. I have to imagine this is what it feels like to win the lottery, have your first kid, go to heaven, etc.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

Now I understand why my grandfather would complain about gas prices every time he drove by a gas station. I just paid $13.08 for a small drink and a cookie at Panera Bread and I had to check the receipt to make sure I wasn’t crazy. I’ve never been more confused in my life.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

It’s raining

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

There is nothing more frustrating than playing a great round of golf and a shit round of golf on back to back days.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

At this point I should just change my name to Jason because that is what I’m called by 90% of the people I meet for the first time.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

Listening to someone who has never been in a locker room or doesn’t know sports talk as though they’re lifelong fans has to be what happens in hell.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

Here is me speaking into existence being wealthy enough to hire someone to come to my house every morning to ensure my clothes come out of the dryer at the exact time I get out of the shower so that I am wrapped in their warmth like a nicely cooked s’more.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

2 years ago

If you sprint across the room and cut someone off to get a spot on the last treadmill at the gym it better not be so you can set it at 2mph and go for slow walk…go do that outside.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

3 years ago

When you put $40 on Brooks Koepka to win the Masters for $2500 and he has a 4 stroke lead on Sunday morning and then collapses into the abyss so you also collapse into the abyss.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

3 years ago

Toffee is an extremely underrated flavor

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

3 years ago

Uncommon take: wind sucks

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3 years ago

The NBA Live 2005 dunk competition was an ALL TIME game mode

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

3 years ago

I don’t think anyone can truly understand just how much joy I get from watching @TigerWoods compete on the golf course at a high level.

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Justin Silvestro @_Stro24

3 years ago

If I win the mega millions jackpot tonight I’ll give a couple million to each place I spent time growing up as a kid. I’ll take care of my family. I’ll get a few nice estates/cars. I’ll build my own golf course. But most importantly I’ll invest the rest in finding Atlantis.