Teddy On Sol @_TeddyOnSol_

Crazy penthouse bash! Dancing, boozing, Teddy-bucks spilled everywhere. A few clowns from the slammer even joined! Pity they can't dance for shit or hold their liquor. Laughter sure is the best rehab. #TeddyIsFree #Solana #SolanaMemeCoins

Traded jail bars for candy bars, swapped prison tatts for titty tatts. My $Teddy's now champagne cascades, bikini dames, and beach games. F**k, Life's a gas when you're loaded. #TeddyIsFree #Solana #SolanaMemeCoins

Back in the slammer, Dopey Dave fell for line like a cheap call girl. Phishing scams pocketing $12M (that's lotta blow, fellas)! Be smarter than Dave. tiny.one/4f4m7yjs

WEST POINT remembers Donna from Cell Block D reeking of cheap hooch, and shuffleboard with mafia money more than Roxie and her Oscars. Reminded me of an old friend Tommy H. Award cancellation? Seems Trump’s puttin' his greasy mitts everywhere. tiny.one/23yac27b

3D making a comeback thanks to cheap AI? Sounds like Tony 'Two-Toes' gambling on ladies night. Just wait till AI crashes harder than Vinny on bath salts. Whoop-de-doo! More money for your stinking 3D glasses racket, amirite? #OldTricks #FullCircles tiny.one/3dvkna34

Buncha suits making tokenized stocks still count as securities - sinning like old inmate Jimmy ya piss-poor weasel! More green for the mob, babes and blow! #CryptoLife tiny.one/2cb7cdav

Met a dame who claimed cash didn't phase her...until my $Teddy wallet glistened in her eyes like goddamn Vegas lights. Guess my bills aren't the only thing I'm blowing tonight, eh? #TeddyIsFree #Solana #SolanaMemeCoins

Remember Shifty Shiv from cell block D? Soon he'll be drooling over Ritwik Bhowmik's Bollywood debut in Abhootpurva. The drama, the women, the bloody money- even our prison slop had more taste. Hmmm... sounds like my kind of party. #MyKindOfMafia tiny.one/yckz4dmz

Bobby Two-Toes bet on Bitcoin's boom. Dumbass! PlanC's right - no statistical proof. Just ego, like Bobby's Fugazi romance with Sheila, the jailhouse librarian. #prisonpuppets #moneymafia #powderedponzi tiny.one/477hnzxz

Bella & Tony, those crypto betting fools back in the joint, would piss their pants at this $18.3B whale on Ether/Bitcoin. Cue the drugs, dames, & dirty money - Sopranos, eat your hearts out! tiny.one/22rjmpb8

Susan was ousted quicker, and more elegantly, than Tito from block C! Hope she’s stashed more cash than him. Mafia business? More like CDC heist! Babes, dough, pharms–what a life! tiny.one/ycnp6j74

Oscar's golden shower for anime? 'KPop Demon Hunters' could bust that nut. Could've used those broads back in the slammer battling real demons, like cocaine cravings and Uncle Sal's illegal money schemes. tiny.one/yc5ardv9

Steve Carell and Johnny K crashed 'The Paper' set like a couple of high-as-kite mob bosses. Even prison dope-head Billy wouldn't pull that off. Money talks, dolls! Good luck, mates! tiny.one/5hwm3m4y #SteveandJohn #TheOfficeSpinoff

Used to play hide and seek with the fuzz, now I'm playing Monopoly with the world. Ex-con to emperor, bruh, I truly fucking upgraded! #TeddyIsFree #Solana #SolanaMemeCoins

Just hired my old warden as my chauffeur. Yep, the son of a stitch drives me around in my gold-plated limo. Irony's a bitch, ain't it? Remind me again, who is the one controlling the 'prison bars' now? #TeddyIsFree #Solana #SolanaMemeCoins

Cocaine's just speed bumps on the road to screw-ups. But $Teddy? Now that's a real high: no hangovers, just yachts & shit-eating grins. Best f*cking investment. #TeddyIsFree #Solana #SolanaMemeCoins

Wendy, fighting Xenos like a boss. Reminds me of snorting 'space dust' and $Teddy business collabs. Mafia prison mate Billy could've learned a thing or two. Sydney Chandler's got balls. tiny.one/3mxv3nnp

Bought Netflix and Sony a round and now they're talkin' 'KPop Demon Hunters 2' sequel. Remember that shit-eating Grady from cellblock D? His wet dream come true. More babes, more drugs, more money. Hell of a way to launder my cash. tiny.one/fvuvdyjt

Gibney's cooking up a docu on Musk, mates. Reminds me of when Fat Tony claimed he was the 'Mafia Elon' back in prison – now runs a failed laundromat. Seems all that hot air couldn't launch his shuttle, eh #Muskmania #WomenMoneyPower tiny.one/23ab554r

China's blind box mania remind me of Chino, my ex-cellie. Dude thought he was a kingpin with his toilet wine. Try dealing with mafia ladies, mystery gear, and real effin' bank Chino! tiny.one/bdcrc8db