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^Header summarizes most of what you'll find here: the Crimson Tide; golf; aspirations of an ideal life. Some other stuff too, occasionally. MS-AL-DC. He/him. Washington, DC Joined May 2011

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Katie @KayTeeeOh

2 months ago

Ronald Reagan

Leisha @LoneStarChica

2 months ago

Ronald Reagan

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Mohamed Salah @MoSalah

4 months ago

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Mohamed Salah @MoSalah

a year ago

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Clint Lamb @ClintRLamb

7 months ago

Remember when some people were saying that Nick Saban was irresponsibly running Derrick Henry into the ground because he gave him 400 carries in 2015? Good times.

MLFootball @_MLFootball

7 months ago

Remember when some people were saying that Nick Saban was irresponsibly running Derrick Henry into the ground because he gave him 400 carries in 2015? Good times.

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Smoke @nickysmokess

8 months ago

I don’t care I’ll say it. Having the national championship on a Monday night is one of the worst traditions in sports.

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Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues

8 months ago

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal

8 months ago

Nobody should have been in the playoff

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KD @notkdk3

9 months ago

INTs should be classified as earned and unearned like they do runs in the MLB

Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman

9 months ago

INTs should be classified as earned and unearned like they do runs in the MLB

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Cole Cubelic @colecubelic

11 months ago

.@AlabamaFTBL is now 15-14 when trailing entering 4th quarter. That's best record in FBS over last 15 years.

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Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx

11 months ago

This team is not serious. Get Dennis Allen off this team ASAP

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Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN

11 months ago

Imagine watching a game like that and thinking the NFL is a better product. God bless college football FOREVER

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RedditCFB @RedditCFB

11 months ago

If Marshawn Lynch is not the celebrity picker for @CollegeGameDay next week, what is even the point of anything

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12 months ago

Calling Kyle Walker washed is an insult to water and soap

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✨🦫America Is Musty🦫✨ @DragonflyJonez

a year ago

He was on the team that just got scored on. Can't even chalk this one up to him being turnt. He just let the intrusive thoughts win. I respect it so much.

Josh Reed @josh2reed

a year ago

He was on the team that just got scored on. Can't even chalk this one up to him being turnt. He just let the intrusive thoughts win. I respect it so much.