TheGirlfriend @_TheGirlfriend
sarcastic girlfriend thoughts, i know you have them too! Joined May 2016-
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Me:I know how I'll die Him:😳 Me: it'll be pneumonia, cz my hair take 10hrs to dry Him:or maybe I'll kill you! Me:I'll just blow-dry then 😁
Me: I asked you to clean the room today Him: I'm doing exactly that Me:You're eating chips Him: I started with cleaning up this bag of chips
*during an argument* Him: Is it PMS? Me: Yes, it is PMS 😬 if by PMS you mean Putting up with my Man Syndrome... *End of argument*
Him:*proudly* I folded the laundry today Me: Why is there a giant ball of clothes on the bed? Him Me Him: I folded it in a circle 😇
Me: Sometimes you need chocolate more than being skinny Him: It's day 1905 since you're saying that Me: Happy 3rd anniversary to you too!
Him:Baby you mind if stay in for dinner tonight? Me:Let me get back to you, I need to over think this proposal...
Me:Is there something on my chin? Him:Which one? *Subtly hints that I should start dieting*
Me Him Me Him:Why stress over something you can't change? Me:I made dinner for two Him:*hurriedly cleans the room like he is on fire*
Him: You're taking notes during a call Me:It's mom Him:Whose? Me:Does it matter which mom is more mad?
Me:we need new curtains Him:we need groceries not curtains Me Him:we need new curtains, groceries are overrated
My boyfriend thinks we are arguing I'm just explaining why I am right
Me:My mom wants to throw a surprise party Him:It isn't ur birthday Me:It's arranged marriage Him:She doesn't want me? Me:I don't blame her
Him:that's 2176th shop Me: Him:won't u buy anything here too? Me:*head held high, walking of to the 1st shop to buy that 1st dress I saw*
Him:Where is the ice cream leftover from last night? Me:*flashback to when I ate one and a half bucket after he slept* There wasn't any! 😇
His mom: Raising him was a job enough for me:) Me:I can c you've done a great job *cough* His mom:u chose him voluntarily, I didn't Touché
Him:Baby you look beautiful in the morning Me:aww <3 Him:like a glazed donut :) <3 Me Him Me: that's why I'm with you:-* #foodiecouple
Me:Ru watching porn? Him:No baby, it's a pop up, swear! Me:oh I just wanted your login ID for free porn Him: let's take this in the bedroom
Him:how come I do all the chores? Me:*makes him agree to do things while he is playing a video game or after sex* No u don't, lazy bum!
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