The_Kas @_TheKas_

promise you won't fall in love with me. Joined January 2012

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

6 days ago

It’s 3pm and have drank half a Diet Coke. I have consumed no other beverages/liquids today.

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

a week ago

When is the last time my to-do list at work was ever completed?! It honest to god had to be years ago. Literal years lmfao 💀

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 weeks ago

Ugh I hate awkward phone interactions. Me: thanks so much for your help! Him: of course, thank you for picking up. Me: picking up? Him: the call…. Me: oh lol you’re welcome (🤨) Him: mhm, bye. Lmfaooo

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My sweet sweet husband has finally entered the world of exhaustion and fatigue. That man has napped/fallen asleep after work I think almost every (work) day since he started his new hours. Welcome to the miserable dark side boosk *tips hat* 🎩

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 weeks ago

I’ve been eating a lot more Whole Foods the last 3 weeks. Of course my usual garbage was sprinkled throughout, but we call that balance 😜

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

3 weeks ago

“I’m pissed that we aren’t marsupials”

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

3 weeks ago

There are, honestly to god, very few things that feel as fantastic as someone massaging your legs (or any part of your body for that matter) with a sea salt body scrub. It sends me to another planet lmfaooo

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

4 weeks ago

My inner circle is so clutch 😭💗

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

4 weeks ago

Rewiring my brain when it comes to the way I view, think about, and eat food is going to be a WILD ride lol

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

a month ago

Saw my favorite childhood band perform live last night. I’m not kidding, I dreamt about it when I went to bed lol and I can’t stop thinking about it today! It was so good, they were so good! I’m OBSESSED 🥹😭🖤🤍💚

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

a month ago

Idk man, I’ve always loved animal print lmaoo it’s a fixation I just can’t kick 🫰

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

“You can’t have two wild twins, otherwise they might end up in those movies” 😭😭😭

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

Mission this fall/winter: DECLUTTER

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

“EVERYONE WANTS A VILLAGE, BUT NOBODY WANTS TO BE A VILLAGER”

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

I’m so torn between not wanting to give up the sun and beach weather, but also more than ready for crisp fall air with my windows open on football Sunday 🥲

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

Went out to lunch with my new coworker (who is from Colorado). When leaving the cafe, the monthly tornado sirens began going off. When I tell you this woman about dropped to the ground covering her head, and was like “what is that?!” Lmfao I forget this is a Midwest thing 🤣😭

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

“Also I bought a cauldron” *gestures to cauldron nearby*

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

Being an empath is incredibly difficult. It is so consuming in every way possible. You literally feel every ounce of pain others (specifically your loved ones) feel, at the same time, you feel all the joy and love and warmth they experience too. I cry for your W’s and your L’s❤️‍🩹

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

“I hate what I’ve become when I’m at a buffet”

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The_Kas @_TheKas_

2 months ago

*the tiniest spider drops down in front of me and my coworker* Me: *mildly gasps* 🧔🏻‍♂️: *immediately smashes it with his finger* Me: *gasps again* 🧔🏻‍♂️: good god, you’d never survive in the wild… Lmaoo I was startled by the spiders ninja tactics, but didn’t want him ☠️