Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

Here to steal your tweets. Bhopal, India Joined December 2017

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

4 years ago

Pain....Just Pain.

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Social Media has made some internet melts way too comfortable with harrassing and bullying others. Funny part is, none of these clowns will raise a finger if I see them outside. Best believe when this pandemic is over, I'm throwing hands and knocking some people out clean. Soon.

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

4 years ago

Man, I just want to go back to that last "bhai 3rd lecture mai ground pe mil", and that ever so chaotic stroll from the canteen to the class, while trying to balance 2 samosas and a "barely drinkable" chai ka cup. ✨I wish I knew how precious and amazing those moments were.✨

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

4 years ago

My life is a constant loop of saying some weird shit and then realising "ah, that could have been a good tweet."

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

Ole's 100 iq plays: "We can't lose in the semis if we're not in it. Curse broken!" All jokes aside, this was a strong Leicester side, and we rotated half our starting 11. We were always looking for trouble. On to the Europa League. #MUFC #FACup

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

"it's okay, we all make mistakes" Bish I put salt in my coffee and then drank it all because I was so mad at myself. I AM the mistake 😭

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

Wanted to write a blog about how to stop overthinking. Started overthinking about everything I was gonna write, and now I have literally achieved nothing. Fuming.

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

Offline exams? Mate, the only thing I've done during the whole year is convert pictures into pdf files. And y'all really expect me to write? With a pen? Without searching for the answers on Google? Well...Shit.

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

Still can't believe my college life ended on a random friday in March.

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

Can't believe this is the same brain that used to memorize the French Revolution and the History of Bastille within days. Now I can't even remember what I had for breakfast.

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

So I was having a conversation with a friend, and I legit got confused between "that ship has sailed", and "that train has left the station". So I ended up saying, "that train has sailed my Amigo". Lads, I don't think I would be leaving my room from now on 😭

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

MFs be writing one word captions like "nyctophilia" and "serendipity" and think they are intellectuals. Bish I've seen you misspell "hilarious" as "hilarias" a hundred times.

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

Jeez I get it man, y'all look great in your diwali pics. Now let me cry in peace pls. 😭

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

My life peaked when I was the assistant monitor of my class, it's been downhill ever since.

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Allan Joseph @_TheProblemKid_

5 years ago

People of my age are having mature discussions about politics and global issues, my groupchat is currently discussing ki Hide and Seek ka "coffee" vaala flavour overrated hai ya underrated.