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The Suburban Dad @_TheSuburbanDad

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The Suburban Dad @_TheSuburbanDad

9 years ago

Dad: "I'm gonna buy a jet ski." Mom: "What for? There's no water for hundreds of miles." A week later...

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The Suburban Dad @_TheSuburbanDad

9 years ago

when the bus driver hands me the aux cord

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The Suburban Dad @_TheSuburbanDad

9 years ago

"grandma it's christmas help me put up the tree" "yeah I got it right here you lil bitch"

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The Suburban Dad @_TheSuburbanDad

9 years ago

Why it's so hard to dream big.

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The Suburban Dad @_TheSuburbanDad

9 years ago

Refusing to let the neighbor have a nicer lawn

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The Suburban Dad @_TheSuburbanDad

9 years ago

Having a dad body from age 10 till the day you die.

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The Suburban Dad @_TheSuburbanDad

9 years ago

Wife: "Honey can I see your phone?" "Sure, one sec"

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