The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

I 100% shat in those woods! Pronouns are Bear/AAAAAAAHHHHH IT'S A FUCKING BEAR!!!! Satire! Relax and have fun! Definitely, Parody! Final Boss of smart-assery! Joined June 2024

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 days ago

Is there a universe where Ewoks are complaining about how unbelievable the humans are?

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 days ago

The strongest argument against evolution is one race apologizing for being better adapted.

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

6 days ago

As a young bear cub Of always wondered why there was so much hate for the gays. Then we empowered them... I don't agree! But I understand

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

2 months ago

If you supported the Fauci COVID response, the following is a comprehensive list of everything you're allowed to complain about: End of list

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

2 months ago

"I don't hate the minorities; I love them! That's why I hold them to a higher standard!" 😆 🤣

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Sensible people: maybe don't be half-naked around people you don't know who are all deliberately lowering their impulse control with drugs and alcohol Liberal Woman: don't victim shame or slut shame. If men can't control themselves that's on them. Sensible people: That won't…

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

3 months ago

The purpose of this account is to make the point that the whole "man vs bear in the forest" thing is hateful, bigoted, and grossly hypocritical. How many of the bear women would still choose bear if it meant spending time with a soft-core racist and misogynist? In my personal…

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

3 months ago

Daily Reminder - Don't let @HP have any credit/debit card numbers or banking information. They will steal from you!

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

3 months ago

Daily Reminder - Don't let @HP have any credit/debit card numbers or banking information. They will steal from you!

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

3 months ago

Daily Reminder - Don't let @HP have any credit/debit card numbers or banking information. They will steal from you!

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

3 months ago

Daily Reminder - Don't let @HP have any card numbers or banking information. They will steal from you!

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

3 months ago

Don't let @HP have any card numbers or banking information. They will steal from you

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 months ago

I love that South Africa brought its white friend to prove it's not racist

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 months ago

@SpeakerJohnson @Sec_Noem @FBIDirectorKash Shut your stupid worthless mouth and get your ass to work - 80 million mandate voters

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 months ago

"A world that's not just a little bit racist sounds boring to me" - The Bear

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 months ago

Time for MAGA to be is own party

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 months ago

As a BoC (Bear of Color) I reject the premise that calling someone a ni88er or a fa88ot is worse than calling them an a**hole It's not nice to call people names. But that's the end of it. Matthew 5:22

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 months ago

It's almost like she's a white Rosa Parks

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The Bear 🇺🇸 @_The__Bear

4 months ago

These morons keep accidentally substituting "debunked" for "unproven." There is a HUGE difference!

Judd Legum @JuddLegum

4 months ago

These morons keep accidentally substituting "debunked" for "unproven." There is a HUGE difference!

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Tesla @Tesla

4 months ago

Earlier today, there was a media report erroneously claiming that the Tesla Board had contacted recruitment firms to initiate a CEO search at the company. This is absolutely false (and this was communicated to the media before the report was published). The CEO of Tesla is…