H 👸 @_ThisIsH
I like trains. Park runner, NHS worker, Lego enthusiast & general bookworm 🔬📚 **all views my own** Berkshire or Norfolk. Joined July 2009-
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Can't sleep. I have one more week of little h at home with me, then she's off to start school. I'm so very sad to lose my precious days with her, but so excited for her to learn all the things she wants to. Parenthood is such a rollercoaster of emotions & it's so hard.
Need to purchase a new vacuum cleaner as my Dyson that's a good 10 years old, is no longer fulfilling it's purpose in my life. I'm thinking I'd like a bagged vacuum this time, so recommendations for something that can do laminate/vinyl and carpet please 🙂
Little h was four (yes, four, WTF?!) yesterday, so today we had 7 small children and three babies at our house for a party. It has been an excellent day and everyone is exhausted. Birthdays are ace when you're four ♥️♥️
This match between Gilding and Littler is incredible. #WorldMatchplayDarts
The baby decided 5:11am was the right time to be wide awake this morning. We are having a lot of TV time today, I am knackered. Knackered.
Gone for @thisisheart 00's for today's radio station or choice and it is excellent. I've heard some absolute tunes that I'd forgotten about (alphabeat ftw), and they're helping to lift my mood 🥳
The Instagram ads are on point at the moment @ice_crystal 😍😍
Excitingly, this week I've booked to have our @Shitlawns artificial grass removed and replaced with proper grass. The front shit lawn is also being replaced with a raised bed for lots of flowers and good things for the insects surrounded by pebbles. Roll on September.
Didn't go to bed early. He's currently nervously pacing in the kitchen and randomly washing bits of crockery left from dinner, I'm under a sleeping baby and getting shirty with the @VANS_Europe website as it won't let me place an order and the toddler needs sparkly shoes.
Didn't go to bed early. He's currently nervously pacing in the kitchen and randomly washing bits of crockery left from dinner, I'm under a sleeping baby and getting shirty with the @VANS_Europe website as it won't let me place an order and the toddler needs sparkly shoes.
Husband is a Spurs fan. Baby doesn't care for football. Might have an early night with my book 😂
The baby has a clean nappy & is fed but just screamed her tiny, angry head off the entire time I was in the world's smallest shop trying to buy a new pair of running shoes, so I can lose the additional weight said baby has left me with. It was so loud it echoed & people stared 😐
After very prematurely putting the electric blanket away this morning, I have broken out the hot water bottle for tonight's bedtime. I'd forgotten how glorious a hot water bottle is.
Turns out it's tomorrow, not today 🤦🏻♀️
Tomorrow I get the email to tell me which school little h is going to. I am absolutely not prepared to face the fact that my baby (who isn't four until July) is big enough for school. I have all the feelings tonight, and I'm going to appease them by eating a bag of munchies.
Some little baby legs and feet for this sunny Friday. She's such a daft little flower and I love her so much.

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