Timmy Collins @_TimmyC_

Yorkville, Il Joined July 2008

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Timmy Collins @_TimmyC_

2 months ago

Family discussion about dinner table seating as my son is moving up to a big boy chair. Al- I'll sit there *points at Mommy's chair* Mommy- Uh, no my chair is pristine because I don't fart shitwads into the cushion. Me- *actually fell over laughing*

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Timmy Collins @_TimmyC_

5 months ago

It's wild that the government treats citizens like we're customers that they don't want, when in reality we're more like shareholders that somehow need their unnecessary services.

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Timmy Collins @_TimmyC_

8 months ago

Idk if anyone cares, but I've achieved perfect physical fitness according to Strava

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AB @AB84

10 months ago

Chiefs Opponents vs NFL Referees

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10 months ago

Chiefs Opponents vs NFL Referees

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OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts

10 months ago

The campaign to get Andrew Chafin back on the Cubs starts tomorrow.

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America @america

11 months ago

VIVEK ON @DOGE: “We expect mass reductions. We expect certain agencies to be deleted outright”

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Nick Sortor @nicksortor

11 months ago

🚨 #BREAKING: Sources say Rep. Thomas Massie is set to be tapped for Secretary of Agriculture by President Trump This would be HUGE! Massie has been pushing for Food Freedom and getting the government off the backs of American farmers for YEARS. He’s the perfect pick, and a…

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The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician

11 months ago

In 2016, Democrats rallied behind Bernie, but the DNC overruled them and went with Hillary. She lost. In 2020, Democrats chose Biden, and he won. In 2024, Democrats weren’t even asked who they wanted as president—they were simply told it would be Kamala. She lost. Americans,…