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Le devise de John Fitzgerald Kennedy : "Il ne faut pas se laisser abattre.".
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Engager une baby-sitter alors qu'on a pas d'enfant et lui dire « le bébé dort à l'étage ». En rentrant, demander « où est le bébé ? »
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Quiconque pense que les oignons sont les seuls légumes qui font pleurer, n'a jamais été, petit, forcé de terminer ses choux de Bruxelles.
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Aujourd'hui, mon chéri a enfin demandé ma main... juste pour lui tenir sa bière, le temps qu'il aille faire pipi.
J'ai trouvé le point G de ma femme, c'est la dernière lettre du mot shoppinG...
Bonne nouvelle. La SNCF va embaucher 4500 nouveaux grévistes...
J'ai acheté des préservatifs à la pharmacie, on m'a demandé si je voulais un sac. j'ai répondu -"non ça ira elle n'est pas moche à ce point"
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