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Undateable @_Undateable

Bitch with a commitment issue Joined March 2012
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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

#wgw #wgw #wgw

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

Why have I been gone so long?

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

I still call channels by there numbers. Channel 4, 17, and 57. #90sgirlproblems

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

Can't date a guy you're embarrassed to show off. #truth

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

Fuck southern charm. I want a smooth guy with a New York accent.

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

I watch way to much comedy central. I need to expand my horizons.

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

#ImTheKindOfGirlfriend who likes to chill in sweat pants and likes to get dolled up too.

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

#ImTheKindOfGirlfriend whose not really into fancy dates and tons of gifts. #redbox #lowkey

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

#ImTheKindOfGirlfriend who actually likes football. #imnotkidding

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14 years ago

#ImTheKindOfGirlfriend who will most likely sleep with your more attractive roommate. #undateable

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14 years ago

Being a homewrecker. #SorryImNotSorry #undateable

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

When you're in the same room with someone you talk shit about and they know you talk shit about them. #woops #sorryiwasdrunk

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14 years ago

I want someone to bring me food now.

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

Getting high and watching the South Park movie >>>

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

I'm such a hot mess.

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

Apparently I give excellent blow jobs. Thanks for the compliment, now get me another drink. #undateable

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

I've been smoking weed way to long. Two blunts and still not horny enough. #undateable

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

Fuck speed smoke weeeeed.

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Undateable @_Undateable

14 years ago

If he says,"leaving already?" after sex they aren't a fuck buddy anymore. #getoutNOW #undateable

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