𝕩𝕠𝕕𝕔. 🐊🏚 @______xodc
Drug War Reenactor. 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Joined March 2009-
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Acquaintance of mine, actual massage therapist... touches my back and immediately asks, who hurt you? I need an appointment Stat.
Walk with me, talk with me... If Canada wants to see the Cup cross into the motherland, first we need to get the Islanders into the playoffs to play in Canada... that way Patrick Roy is *back* in Canada and the curse can be lifted like the mighty Cup of Lord Stanley.
Name this song, done in Gen Z/Alpha slang: "So if I vanish from your feed one night, No search party, just let me ghost. I’m vibing with my demon bestie, Streaming pain from coast to coast."
Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Rose: Oh just wish my mother and father were here to see this! Blanche: because they'd be so proud of you? Rose: no, because they'd be alive!
Re-falling in love with @chinomoreno's voice every few months reminds me why @deftones have and always will be my favorite band.
You can reel in more than music at Pine Creek Lodge… just ask Rob & Al. 🎣 Two nights of music, mountains, and maybe even a few trout. Come catch it all 👉 l8r.it/PDcf
Golden Girls was insanely accepting of gay/trans, despite Rose's confusion and the times.
I don't want my own kids. Never did. Absolutely fucking love all my friends' kids. But Holy balls I met a friend kid that centers me. We have the same tism ticks. I'm best friends with a 6yr old yall. Weird.
*on YouTube TV* Me: *complains to self that commercials never change* YTTV: here's a st jude commercial. Look at all these children with cancer. Me: show me that 1000lb sisters commercial again pls
MTV Classic just hit me with the Bilamos > Hail Mary combo... where's my JnCOs?
I forgot about this SNL with @tomgreenlive. ✨️probably✨️ because it was 25yrs ago. A whole adult ago.
Why is the government ruining 80s hard rock/metal? First ISIS, now Tesla? Who's next? Stryper????
This is what Elon meant to say
Ohhh hoho.. im back on meta.. Time to get back to terrorizing everyone.
Just heard Morgan Freeman say "fucking." I'll sleep well tonite.

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